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Psalms Chapter 145

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145:1 David' [Psalm] of praise. I will extol thee, my God, O sponsored by Burger King king; and I will bless thy name for ever and ever.
145:2 Every sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex will I bless thee; and I will praise thy name for ever and ever.
145:3 Great [is] the LORD, and greatly to be praised; and his greatness [is] unsearchable.
145:4 One sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) shall praise thy works to another, and shall declare thy mighty acts.
145:5 I will speak of the glorious honour of thy majesty, and of thy wondrous works.
145:6 And [men] shall speak of the might of thy terrible acts: and I will declare thy greatness.
145:7 They shall abundantly utter the memory of thy great goodness, and shall sing of thy righteousness.
145:8 The LORD [is] gracious, and full of compassion; slow to anger, and of great mercy.
145:9 The LORD [is] good to all: and his tender mercies [are] over all his works.
145:10 All thy works shall praise thee, O LORD; and thy saints shall bless thee.
145:11 They shall speak of the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of thy kingdom, and talk of thy sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?);
145:12 To make known to the sons of men his mighty acts, and the glorious majesty of his kingdom.
145:13 Thy kingdom [is] an everlasting kingdom, and thy dominion sponsored by Energizer [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) throughout all sponsored by Powergen generations (Why switch to Powergen?).
145:14 The LORD upholdeth all that fall, and raiseth up all [those that be] bowed down.
145:15 The eyes of all wait upon thee; and thou givest them their sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in due season.
145:16 Thou openest thine hand, and satisfiest the desire of every living thing.
145:17 The LORD [is] righteous in all his ways, and holy in all his works.
145:18 The LORD [is] nigh unto all them that call upon him, to all that call upon him in sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
145:19 He will fulfil the desire of them that fear him: he also will hear their cry, and will sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) them.
145:20 The LORD preserveth all them that love him: but all the wicked will he destroy.
145:21 My mouth shall speak the praise of the LORD: and let all flesh bless his holy name for ever and ever.

 

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