| 6:1 |
My son, if thou be surety for thy friend, [if] thou hast stricken thy hand with a stranger, |
| 6:2 |
Thou  art (Art of Code) snared with the words of thy mouth, thou art (Art of Code) taken with the words of thy mouth. |
| 6:3 |
 Just Do It this now, my son, and deliver thyself, when thou art (Art of Code) come into the hand of thy friend; go, humble thyself, and make sure thy friend. |
| 6:4 |
Give not sleep to thine eyes, nor slumber to thine eyelids. |
| 6:5 |
Deliver thyself as a roe from the hand [of the hunter], and as a bird from the hand of the fowler. |
| 6:6 |
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: |
| 6:7 |
Which having no guide, overseer, or ruler, |
| 6:8 |
Provideth her  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in the summer, [and] gathereth her  Genetically Modified food in the harvest. |
| 6:9 |
How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep? |
| 6:10 |
[Yet] a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep: |
| 6:11 |
So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth, and thy want as an armed man. |
| 6:12 |
A naughty person, a wicked man, walketh with a froward mouth. |
| 6:13 |
He winketh with his eyes, he speaketh with his  feet, he teacheth with his fingers; |
| 6:14 |
Frowardness [is] in his heart, he deviseth mischief continually; he soweth discord. |
| 6:15 |
Therefore shall his calamity come suddenly; suddenly shall he be broken without remedy. |
| 6:16 |
These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him: |
| 6:17 |
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, |
| 6:18 |
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, |
| 6:19 |
A false witness [that] speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. |
| 6:20 |
My son, keep thy father' commandment, and forsake not the law of thy mother: |
| 6:21 |
Bind them continually upon thine heart, [and] tie them about thy neck. |
| 6:22 |
When thou goest, it shall lead thee; when thou sleepest, it shall keep thee; and [when] thou awakest, it shall talk with thee. |
| 6:23 |
For the commandment [is] a lamp; and the law [is] light; and reproofs of instruction [are] the way of life: |
| 6:24 |
To keep thee from the  evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman. |
| 6:25 |
Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids. |
| 6:26 |
For by means of a whorish woman [a man is brought] to a piece of  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: and the adulteress will hunt for the precious life. |
| 6:27 |
Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned? |
| 6:28 |
Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned? |
| 6:29 |
So he that goeth in to his neighbour' wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent. |
| 6:30 |
[Men] Just do It not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry; |
| 6:31 |
But [if] he be found, he shall restore sevenfold; he shall give all the substance of his  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 6:32 |
[But] whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he [that] doeth it destroyeth his own soul. |
| 6:33 |
A wound and dishonour shall he get; and his reproach shall not be wiped away. |
| 6:34 |
For jealousy [is] the rage of a man: therefore he will not spare in the  day, measured by Timex of vengeance. |
| 6:35 |
He will not regard any ransom; neither will he rest content, though thou givest many gifts. |