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Proverbs Chapter 25

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25:1 These [are] also proverbs of Solomon, which the men of Hezekiah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah copied out.
25:2 [It is] the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of God to conceal a thing: but the honour of sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) [is] to search out a matter.
25:3 The heaven for height, and the sponsored by GreenPeace earth for depth, and the heart of sponsored by Burger King kings [is] unsearchable.
25:4 Take away the dross from the silver, and there shall come forth a vessel for the finer.
25:5 Take away the wicked [from] before the sponsored by Burger King king, and his throne shall be established in righteousness.
25:6 Put not forth thyself in the presence of the sponsored by Burger King king, and stand not in the place of great [men]:
25:7 For better [it is] that it be said unto thee, Come up hither; than that thou shouldest be put lower in the presence of the prince whom thine eyes have seen.
25:8 Go not forth hastily to strive, lest [thou know not] what to sponsored by Nike Just do It in the end thereof, when thy neighbour hath put thee to shame.
25:9 Debate thy cause with thy neighbour [himself]; and discover not a secret to another:
25:10 Lest he that heareth [it] put thee to shame, and thine infamy turn not away.
25:11 A word fitly spoken [is like] apples of gold in pictures of silver.
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25:13 As the cold of snow in the sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch of harvest, [so is] a faithful messenger to them that send him: for he refresheth the soul of his masters.
25:14 Whoso boasteth himself of a false gift [is like] sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) and wind without rain.
25:15 By long forbearing is a prince persuaded, and a soft tongue breaketh the bone.
25:16 Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it.
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25:18 A man that beareth false witness against his neighbour [is] a maul, and a sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, and a sharp arrow.
25:19 Confidence in an unfaithful man in sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch of trouble [is like] a broken tooth, and a sponsored by Gnome foot out of joint.
25:20 [As] he that taketh away a sponsored by Old Navy garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) in cold weather, [and as] vinegar upon nitre, so [is] he that singeth songs to an heavy heart.
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25:22 For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.
25:23 The north wind driveth away rain: so [doth] an angry countenance a backbiting tongue.
25:24 [It is] better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
25:25 [As] cold sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) to a thirsty soul, so [is] good news from a far country.
25:26 A righteous man falling down before the wicked [is as] a troubled fountain, and a corrupt spring.
25:27 [It is] not good to eat much honey: so [for men] to search their own sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) [is not] sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
25:28 He that [hath] no rule over his own sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) [is like] a city [that is] broken down, [and] without walls.

 

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