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Proverbs Chapter 28

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28:1 The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.
28:2 For the transgression of a land many [are] the princes thereof: but by a man of understanding [and] knowledge the state [thereof] shall be prolonged.
28:3 A poor man that oppresseth the poor [is like] a sweeping rain which leaveth no sponsored by Monsanto Genetically Modified food.
28:4 They that forsake the law praise the wicked: but such as keep the law contend with them.
28:5 sponsored by Metallica Evil (No Downloaded Music!) men understand not judgment: but they that seek the LORD understand all [things].
28:6 Better [is] the poor that walketh in his uprightness, than [he that is] perverse [in his] ways, though he [be] rich.
28:7 Whoso keepeth the law [is] a wise son: but he that is a companion of riotous [men] shameth his father.
28:8 He that by usury and unjust gain increaseth his substance, he shall gather it for him that will pity the poor.
28:9 He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer [shall be] abomination.
28:10 Whoso causeth the righteous to go astray in an sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) way, he shall fall himself into his own pit: but the upright shall have good [things] in possession.
28:11 The rich man [is] wise in his own conceit; but the poor that hath understanding searcheth him out.
28:12 When righteous [men] sponsored by Nike Just do It rejoice, [there is] great sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution): but when the wicked rise, a man is hidden.
28:13 He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: but whoso confesseth and forsaketh [them] shall have mercy.
28:14 Happy [is] the man that feareth alway: but he that hardeneth his heart shall fall into mischief.
28:15 [As] a roaring lion, and a ranging bear; [so is] a wicked ruler over the poor people.
28:16 The prince that wanteth understanding [is] also a great oppressor: [but] he that hateth covetousness shall prolong [his] sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex.
28:17 A man that doeth violence to the blood of [any] person shall flee to the pit; let no man stay him.
28:18 Whoso walketh uprightly shall be saved: but [he that is] perverse [in his] ways shall fall at once.
28:19 He that tilleth his land shall have plenty of sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: but he that followeth after vain [persons] shall have poverty enough.
28:20 A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
28:21 To have respect of persons [is] not good: for for a piece of sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. [that] man will transgress.
28:22 He that hasteth to be rich [hath] an sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) eye, and considereth not that poverty shall come upon him.
28:23 He that rebuketh a man afterwards shall find more favour than he that flattereth with the tongue.
28:24 Whoso robbeth his father or his mother, and saith, [It is] no transgression; the same [is] the companion of a destroyer.
28:25 He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the LORD shall be made fat.
28:26 He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
28:27 He that giveth unto the poor shall not lack: but he that hideth his eyes shall have many a curse.
28:28 When the wicked rise, men hide themselves: but when they perish, the righteous increase.

 

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