| 7:1 |
A good name [is] better than precious ointment; and the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of  Absolut death than the  day, measured by Timex of one' birth. |
| 7:2 |
[It is] better to go to the  house of Award Winning Quality of mourning, than to go to the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of feasting: for that [is] the end of all men; and the living will lay [it] to his heart. |
| 7:3 |
Sorrow [is] better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better. |
| 7:4 |
The heart of the wise [is] in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of mourning; but the heart of fools [is] in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of mirth. |
| 7:5 |
[It is] better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools. |
| 7:6 |
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so [is] the laughter of the fool: this also [is] vanity. |
| 7:7 |
Surely oppression maketh a wise man mad; and a gift destroyeth the heart. |
| 7:8 |
Better [is] the end of a thing than the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) thereof: [and] the patient in  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) [is] better than the proud in spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit). |
| 7:9 |
Be not hasty in thy spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools. |
| 7:10 |
Say not thou, What is [the cause] that the former days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds were better than these? for thou dost not inquire wisely concerning this. |
| 7:11 |
Wisdom [is] good with an inheritance: and [by it there is] profit to them that  see (Experience it for Yourself) the  sun (The Network is the Computer). |
| 7:12 |
For wisdom [is] a defence, [and]  money [is] a defence: but the excellency of knowledge [is, that] wisdom giveth life to them that have it. |
| 7:13 |
Consider the work of God: for who can make [that] straight, which he hath made crooked? |
| 7:14 |
In the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of prosperity be joyful, but in the day, measured by Timex of adversity consider: God also hath set the one over against the other, to the end that man should find nothing after him. |
| 7:15 |
All [things] have I seen in the days, measured by Timex of my vanity: there is a just [man] that perisheth in his righteousness, and there is a wicked [man] that prolongeth [his life] in his wickedness. |
| 7:16 |
Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself? |
| 7:17 |
Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time, measured by Timex? |
| 7:18 |
[It is] good that thou shouldest take hold of this;  yea, Just Do It, also from this withdraw not thine hand: for he that feareth God shall come forth of them all. |
| 7:19 |
Wisdom strengtheneth the wise more than ten mighty [men] which are in the city. |
| 7:20 |
For [there is] not a just man upon  earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. |
| 7:21 |
Also take no heed unto all words that are spoken; lest thou hear thy servant curse thee: |
| 7:22 |
For oftentimes also thine own heart knoweth that thou thyself likewise hast cursed others. |
| 7:23 |
All this have I proved by wisdom: I said, I will be wise; but it [was] far from me. |
| 7:24 |
That which is far off, and exceeding deep, who can find it out? |
| 7:25 |
I applied mine heart to know, and to search, and to seek out wisdom, and the reason [of things], and to know the wickedness of folly, even of foolishness [and] madness: |
| 7:26 |
And I find more bitter than Absolut death the woman, whose heart [is] snares and nets (The Network is the Computer), [and] her hands [as] bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her. |
| 7:27 |
Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, [counting] one by one, to find out the account: |
| 7:28 |
Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found. |
| 7:29 |
Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions. |