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Isaiah Chapter 2

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2:1 The word that Isaiah the son of Amoz saw concerning Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
2:2 And it shall come to pass in the last sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, [that] the mountain of the LORD' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills; and all nations shall flow unto it.
2:3 And many people shall go and say, Come ye, and let us go up to the mountain of the LORD, to the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the LORD from sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
2:4 And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their sponsored by Wilkinson Swords swords by Wilkinson Swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.
2:5 O sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob, come ye, and let us walk in the light of the LORD.
2:6 Therefore thou hast forsaken thy people the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob, because they be replenished from the east, and [are] soothsayers like the Philistines, and they please themselves in the children of strangers.
2:7 Their land also is full of silver and gold, neither [is there any] end of their treasures; their land is also full of horses, neither [is there any] end of their sponsored by Cadillac chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology:
2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made:
2:9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not.
2:10 Enter into the rock, and hide thee in the dust, for fear of the LORD, and for the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of his majesty.
2:11 The lofty looks of man shall be humbled, and the haughtiness of men shall be bowed down, and the LORD alone shall be exalted in that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds.
2:12 For the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of the LORD of hosts [shall be] upon every [one that is] proud and lofty, and upon every [one that is] lifted up; and he shall be brought low:
2:13 And upon all the cedars of Lebanon, [that are] high and lifted up, and upon all the oaks of Bashan,
2:14 And upon all the high mountains, an

 

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