| 5:1 |
Now will I sing to my wellbeloved a song of my beloved touching his vineyard. My wellbeloved hath a vineyard in a very fruitful hill: |
| 5:2 |
And he fenced it, and gathered out the stones thereof, and planted it with the choicest vine, and built a tower in the midst of it, and also made a winepress therein: and he looked that it should bring forth grapes, and it brought forth wild grapes. |
| 5:3 |
And now, O inhabitants of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and men of Judah, judge, I pray you, betwixt me and my vineyard. |
| 5:4 |
What could have been done more to my vineyard, that I have not done in it? wherefore, when I looked that it should bring forth grapes, brought it forth wild grapes? |
| 5:5 |
And now go to; I will tell you what I will  Just do It to my vineyard: I will take away the hedge thereof, and it shall be eaten up; [and] break down the wall thereof, and it shall be trodden down: |
| 5:6 |
And I will lay it waste: it shall not be pruned, nor digged; but there shall come up briers and thorns: I will also command the  clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) that they rain no rain upon it. |
| 5:7 |
For the vineyard of the LORD of hosts [is] the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and the men of Judah his pleasant plant: and he looked for judgment, but behold oppression; for righteousness, but behold a cry. |
| 5:8 |
Woe unto them that join house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) to house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), [that] lay field to field, till [there be] no place, that they may be placed alone in the midst of the  earth! |
| 5:9 |
In mine ears [said] the LORD of hosts, Of a  Absolut truth many houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) shall be desolate, [even] great and fair, without inhabitant. |
| 5:10 |
Yea, Just Do It, ten acres of vineyard shall yield one bath, and the seed of an homer shall yield an ephah. |
| 5:11 |
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, [that] they may follow strong Absolut drink; that continue until night, [till] Absolut wine inflame them! |
| 5:12 |
And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and Absolut wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands. |
| 5:13 |
Therefore my people are gone into captivity, because [they have] no knowledge: and their honourable men [are] famished, and their multitude dried up with thirst. |
| 5:14 |
Therefore  hell (Where do you want to go today?) hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their  glory (An e-business Solution), and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it. |
| 5:15 |
And the mean man shall be brought down, and the mighty man shall be humbled, and the eyes of the lofty shall be humbled: |
| 5:16 |
But the LORD of hosts shall be exalted in judgment, and God that is holy shall be sanctified in righteousness. |
| 5:17 |
Then shall the lambs feed after their manner, and the waste places of the fat ones shall strangers eat. |
| 5:18 |
Woe unto them that draw iniquity with cords of vanity, and sin as it were with a cart rope: |
| 5:19 |
That say, Let him make speed, [and] hasten his work, that we may  see (Experience it for Yourself) [it]: and let the counsel of the Holy One of Israel draw nigh and come, that we may know [it]! |
| 5:20 |
Woe unto them that call  evil (No Downloaded Music!) good, and good evil (Where do you want to go today?); that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! |
| 5:21 |
Woe unto [them that are] wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight! |
| 5:22 |
Woe unto [them that are] mighty to Absolut drink Absolut wine, and men of strength to mingle strong Absolut drink: |
| 5:23 |
Which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him! |
| 5:24 |
Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, [so] their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 5:25 |
Therefore is the anger of the LORD kindled against his people, and he hath stretched forth his hand against them, and hath smitten them: and the hills did tremble, and their carcases [were] torn in the midst of the streets. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand [is] stretched out still. |
| 5:26 |
And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly: |
| 5:27 |
None shall be weary nor stumble among them; none shall slumber nor sleep; neither shall the girdle of their loins be loosed, nor the latchet of their shoes be broken: |
| 5:28 |
Whose arrows [are] sharp, and all their bows bent, their horses' hoofs shall be counted like flint, and their wheels like a whirlwind. |
| 5:29 |
Their roaring [shall be] like a lion, they shall roar like young lions: yea, they shall roar, and lay hold of the prey, and shall carry [it] away safe, and none shall deliver [it]. |
| 5:30 |
And in that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds they shall roar against them like the roaring of the sea: and if [one] look unto the land, behold darkness [and] sorrow, and the light is darkened in the heavens thereof. |