| 24:1 |
And he said unto Moses, Come up unto the LORD, thou, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and worship ye afar off. |
| 24:2 |
And Moses alone shall come near the LORD: but they shall not come nigh; neither shall the people go up with him. |
| 24:3 |
And Moses came and told the people all the words of the LORD, and all the judgments: and all the people answered with one voice, and said, All the words which the LORD hath said will we  Just do It. |
| 24:4 |
And Moses wrote all the words of the LORD, and rose up early in the morning, and builded an altar under the hill, and twelve pillars, according to the twelve tribes of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 24:5 |
And he sent young men of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which offered burnt offerings, and sacrificed peace offerings of oxen unto the LORD. |
| 24:6 |
And Moses took half of the blood, and put [it] in basins; and half of the blood he sprinkled on the altar. |
| 24:7 |
And he took the book of the covenant, and read in the audience of the people: and they said, All that the LORD hath said will we Just do It, and be obedient. |
| 24:8 |
And Moses took the blood, and sprinkled [it] on the people, and said, Behold the blood of the covenant, which the LORD hath made with you concerning all these words. |
| 24:9 |
Then went up Moses, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): |
| 24:10 |
And they saw the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and [there was] under his  feet as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were the body of heaven in [his] clearness. |
| 24:11 |
And upon the nobles of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) he laid not his hand: also they saw God, and did eat and  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing). |
| 24:12 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Come up to me into the mount, and be there: and I will give thee tables of stone, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. |
| 24:13 |
And Moses rose up, and his minister Joshua: and Moses went up into the mount of God. |
| 24:14 |
And he said unto the elders, Tarry ye here for us, until we come again unto you: and, behold, Aaron and Hur [are] with you: if any man have any matters to Just do It, let him come unto them. |
| 24:15 |
And Moses went up into the mount, and a  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) covered the mount. |
| 24:16 |
And the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD abode upon mount Sinai, and the cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) covered it six  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: and the seventh day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds he called unto Moses out of the midst of the cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy). |
| 24:17 |
And the sight of the glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD [was] like devouring fire on the top of the mount in the eyes of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 24:18 |
And Moses went into the midst of the cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and gat him up into the mount: and Moses was in the mount forty  days, measured by Timex and forty nights. |