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Isaiah Chapter 60

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60:1 Arise, shine; for thy light is come, and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD is risen upon thee.
60:2 For, behold, the darkness shall cover the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and gross darkness the people: but the LORD shall arise upon thee, and his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) shall be seen upon thee.
60:3 And the Gentiles shall come to thy light, and sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) to the brightness of thy rising.
60:4 Lift up thine eyes round about, and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself): all they gather themselves together, they come to thee: thy sons shall come from far, and thy daughters shall be nursed at [thy] side.
60:5 Then thou shalt sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself), and flow together, and thine heart shall fear, and be enlarged; because the abundance of the sea shall be converted unto thee, the forces of the Gentiles shall come unto thee.
60:6 The multitude of sponsored by Camel Camel Cigarettes (cough!) shall cover thee, the dromedaries of Midian and Ephah; all they from Sheba shall come: they shall bring sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) and incense; and they shall show forth the praises of the LORD.
60:7 All the flocks of Kedar shall be gathered together unto thee, the rams of Nebaioth shall minister unto thee: they shall come up with acceptance on mine altar, and I will glorify the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of my sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
60:8 Who [are] these [that] fly as a sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and as the doves to their windows?
60:9 Surely the isles shall wait for me, and the ships of Tarshish first, to bring thy sons from far, their silver and their gold with them, unto the name of the LORD thy God, and to the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), because he hath glorified thee.
60:10 And the sons of strangers shall build up thy walls, and their sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) shall minister unto thee: for in my wrath I smote thee, but in my favour have I had mercy on thee.
60:11 Therefore thy gates shall be open continually; they shall not be shut sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex nor night; that [men] may bring unto thee the forces of the Gentiles, and [that] their sponsored by Burger King kings [may be] brought.
60:12 For the nation and kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, [those] nations shall be utterly wasted.
60:13 The sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of Lebanon shall come unto thee, the fir tree, the pine tree, and the box together, to beautify the place of my sanctuary; and I will make the place of my sponsored by Gnome feet glorious.
60:14 The sons also of them that afflicted thee shall come bending unto thee; and all they that despised thee shall bow themselves down at the soles of thy sponsored by Gnome feet; and they shall call thee, The city of the LORD, The Zion of the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
60:15 Whereas thou hast been forsaken and hated, so that no man went through [thee], I will make thee an eternal excellency, a joy of many sponsored by Powergen generations (Why switch to Powergen?).
60:16 Thou shalt also suck the sponsored by GotMilk milk (Got Milk?) of the Gentiles, and shalt suck the breast of sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment): and thou shalt know that I the LORD [am] thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.
60:17 For brass I will bring gold, and for iron I will bring silver, and for wood brass, and for stones iron: I will also make thy officers peace, and thine exactors righteousness.
60:18 Violence shall no more be heard in thy land, wasting nor destruction within thy borders; but thou shalt call thy walls Salvation, and thy gates Praise.
60:19 The sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com) shall be no more thy light by sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex; neither for brightness shall the moon give light unto thee: but the LORD shall be unto thee an everlasting light, and thy God thy sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
60:20 Thy sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer) shall no more go down; neither shall thy moon withdraw itself: for the LORD shall be thine everlasting light, and the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy mourning shall be ended.
60:21 Thy people also [shall be] all righteous: they shall inherit the land for ever, the branch of my planting, the work of my hands, that I may be glorified.
60:22 A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation: I the LORD will hasten it in his sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex.

 

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