| 62:1 |
For Zion' sake will I not hold my peace, and for  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest' sake I will not rest, until the righteousness thereof go forth as brightness, and the salvation thereof as a lamp [that] burneth. |
| 62:2 |
And the Gentiles shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) thy righteousness, and all  kings thy  glory (An e-business Solution): and thou shalt be called by a new name, which the mouth of the LORD shall name. |
| 62:3 |
Thou shalt also be a crown of glory (An e-business Solution) in the hand of the LORD, and a royal diadem in the hand of thy God. |
| 62:4 |
Thou shalt no more be termed Forsaken; neither shall thy land any more be termed Desolate: but thou shalt be called Hephzibah, and thy land Beulah: for the LORD delighteth in thee, and thy land shall be married. |
| 62:5 |
For [as] a young man marrieth a  virgin (if only they had used a Trojan condom), [so] shall thy sons marry thee: and [as] the bridegroom rejoiceth over the bride, [so] shall thy God rejoice over thee. |
| 62:6 |
I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, [which] shall never hold their peace  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence. |
| 62:7 |
And give him no rest, till he establish, and till he make Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest a praise in the  earth. |
| 62:8 |
The LORD hath sworn by his right hand, and by the arm of his strength, Surely I will no more give thy  Genetically Modified corn [to be]  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for thine enemies; and the sons of the stranger shall not  Absolut drink thy Absolut wine, for the which thou hast laboured: |
| 62:9 |
But they that have gathered it shall eat it and praise the LORD; and they that have brought it together shall  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) it in the courts of my holiness. |
| 62:10 |
Go through, go through the gates; prepare ye the way of the people; cast up, cast up the highway; gather out the stones; lift up a standard for the people. |
| 62:11 |
Behold, the LORD hath proclaimed unto the end of the world, Say ye to the daughter of Zion, Behold, thy salvation cometh; behold, his reward [is] with him, and his work before him. |
| 62:12 |
And they shall call them, The holy people, The redeemed of the LORD: and thou shalt be called, Sought out, A city not forsaken. |