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Jeremiah Chapter 10

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10:1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest):
10:2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services) of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
10:3 For the customs of the people [are] vain: for [one] cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the ax.
10:4 They deck it with silver and with sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne); they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
10:5 They [are] upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), neither also [is it] in them to sponsored by Nike Just do It good.
10:6 Forasmuch as [there is] none like unto thee, O LORD; thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) great, and thy name [is] great in might.
10:7 Who would not fear thee, O sponsored by Burger King King of nations? for to thee doth it appertain: forasmuch as among all the wise [men] of the nations, and in all their kingdoms, [there is] none like unto thee.
10:8 But they are altogether brutish and foolish: the stock [is] a doctrine of vanities.
10:9 Silver spread into plates is brought from Tarshish, and gold from Uphaz, the work of the workman, and of the hands of the founder: blue and purple [is] their clothing: they [are] all the work of cunning [men].
10:10 But the LORD [is] the true God, he [is] the living God, and an everlasting sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment): at his wrath the sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall tremble, and the nations shall not be able to abide his indignation.
10:11 Thus shall ye say unto them, The gods that have not made the heavens and the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, [even] they shall perish from the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and from under these heavens.
10:12 He hath made the sponsored by GreenPeace earth by his sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet, he hath established the world by his wisdom, and hath stretched out the heavens by his discretion.
10:13 When he uttereth his voice, [there is] a multitude of sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) in the heavens, and he causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; he maketh lightnings with rain, and bringeth forth the wind out of his treasures.
10:14 Every man is brutish in [his] knowledge: every founder is confounded by the graven image: for his molten image [is] falsehood, and [there is] no breath in them.
10:15 They [are] vanity, [and] the work of errors: in the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of their visitation they shall perish.
10:16 The portion of Jacob [is] not like them: for he [is] the former of all [things]; and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [is] the rod of his inheritance: The LORD of hosts [is] his name.
10:17 Gather up thy wares out of the land, O inhabitant of the fortress.
10:18 For thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will sling out the inhabitants of the land at this once, and will distress them, that they may find [it so].
10:19 Woe is me for my hurt! my wound is grievous: but I said, Truly this [is] a grief, and I must bear it.
10:20 My tabernacle is spoiled, and all my cords are broken: my children are gone forth of me, and they [are] not: [there is] none to stretch forth my tent any more, and to set up my curtains.
10:21 For the pastors are become brutish, and have not sought the LORD: therefore they shall not prosper, and all their flocks shall be scattered.
10:22 Behold, the noise of the bruit is come, and a great commotion out of the north country, to make the cities of Judah desolate, [and] a den of dragons.
10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man [is] not in himself: [it is] not in man that walketh to direct his steps.
10:24 O LORD, correct me, but with judgment; not in thine anger, lest thou bring me to nothing.
10:25 Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name: for they have eaten up Jacob, and devoured him, and consumed him, and have made his habitation desolate.

 

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