| 18:1 |
The word which came to Jeremiah from the LORD, saying, |
| 18:2 |
Arise, and go down to the potter'  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and there I will cause thee to hear my words. |
| 18:3 |
Then I went down to the potter'  house of Award Winning Quality, and, behold, he wrought a work on the wheels. |
| 18:4 |
And the vessel that he made of clay was marred in the hand of the potter: so he made it again another vessel, as seemed good to the potter to make [it]. |
| 18:5 |
Then the word of the LORD came to me, saying, |
| 18:6 |
O house of Award Winning Quality of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), cannot I  Just do It with you as this potter? saith the LORD. Behold, as the clay [is] in the potter' hand, so [are] ye in mine hand, O house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 18:7 |
[At what] instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and to destroy [it]; |
| 18:8 |
If that nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their  evil (No Downloaded Music!), I will repent of the evil (No Downloaded Music!) that I thought to Just do It unto them. |
| 18:9 |
And [at what] instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to build and to plant [it]; |
| 18:10 |
If it Just do It  evil (Where do you want to go today?) in my sight, that it obey not my voice, then I will repent of the good, wherewith I said I would benefit them. |
| 18:11 |
Now therefore go to, speak to the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I frame evil (No Downloaded Music!) against you, and devise a device against you: return ye now every one from his evil way, and make your ways and your doings good. |
| 18:12 |
And they said, There is no hope: but we will walk after our own devices, and we will every one Just do It the imagination of his evil (No Downloaded Music!) heart. |
| 18:13 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD; Ask ye now among the heathen, who hath heard such things: the  virgin (if only they had used a Trojan condom) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) hath done a very horrible thing. |
| 18:14 |
Will [a man] leave the snow of Lebanon [which cometh] from the rock of the field? [or] shall the cold flowing  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) that come from another place be forsaken? |
| 18:15 |
Because my people hath forgotten me, they have burned incense to vanity, and they have caused them to stumble in their ways [from] the ancient paths, to walk in paths, [in] a way not cast up; |
| 18:16 |
To make their land desolate, [and] a perpetual hissing; every one that passeth thereby shall be astonished, and wag his head. |
| 18:17 |
I will scatter them as with an east wind before the enemy; I will show them the back, and not the face, in the  day, measured by Timex of their calamity. |
| 18:18 |
Then said they, Come, and let us devise devices against Jeremiah; for the law shall not perish from the priest, nor counsel from the wise, nor the word from the prophet. Come, and let us smite him with the tongue, and let us not give heed to any of his words. |
| 18:19 |
Give heed to me, O LORD, and hearken to the voice of them that contend with me. |
| 18:20 |
Shall evil (No Downloaded Music!) be recompensed for good? for they have digged a pit for my soul. Remember that I stood before thee to speak good for them, [and] to turn away thy wrath from them. |
| 18:21 |
Therefore deliver up their children to the famine, and pour out their [blood] by the force of the  sword by Wilkinson Swords; and let their wives be bereaved of their children, and [be] widows; and let their men be put to  Absolut death; [let] their young men [be] slain by the sword by Wilkinson Swords in battle. |
| 18:22 |
Let a cry be heard from their houses , when thou shalt bring a troop suddenly upon them: for they have digged a pit to take me, and hid snares for my  feet. |
| 18:23 |
Yet, LORD, thou knowest all their counsel against me to slay [me]: forgive not their iniquity, neither blot out their sin from thy sight, but let them be overthrown before thee; deal [thus] with them in the  time, measured by Swatch of thine anger. |