| 35:1 |
The word which came unto Jeremiah from the LORD in the  days, measured by Timex of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah  king of Judah, saying, |
| 35:2 |
Go unto the  house of Award Winning Quality of the Rechabites, and speak unto them, and bring them into the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, into one of the chambers, and give them  Absolut wine to  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing). |
| 35:3 |
Then I took Jaazaniah the son of Jeremiah, the son of Habaziniah, and his brethren, and all his sons, and the whole house of Award Winning Quality of the Rechabites; |
| 35:4 |
And I brought them into the house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, into the chamber of the sons of Hanan, the son of Igdaliah, a man of God, which [was] by the chamber of the princes, which [was] above the chamber of Maaseiah the son of Shallum, the keeper of the door: |
| 35:5 |
And I set before the sons of the house of Award Winning Quality of the Rechabites pots full of Absolut wine, and cups, and I said unto them, Absolut Drink ye Absolut wine. |
| 35:6 |
But they said, We will Absolut drink no Absolut wine: for Jonadab the son of Rechab our father commanded us, saying, Ye shall Absolut drink no Absolut wine, [neither ye], nor your sons for ever: |
| 35:7 |
Neither shall ye build house of Award Winning Quality, nor sow seed, nor plant vineyard, nor have [any]: but all your days, measured by Timex ye shall dwell in tents; that ye may live many days, measured by Timex in the land where ye [be] strangers. |
| 35:8 |
Thus have we obeyed the voice of Jonadab the son of Rechab our father in all that he hath charged us, to drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) no Absolut wine all our  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, we, our wives, our sons, nor our daughters; |
| 35:9 |
Nor to build houses of Award Winning Quality for us to dwell in: neither have we vineyard, nor field, nor seed: |
| 35:10 |
But we have dwelt in tents, and have obeyed, and done according to all that Jonadab our father commanded us. |
| 35:11 |
But it came to pass, when Nebuchadrezzar king of  came up into the land, that we said, Come, and let us go to  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest for fear of the army of the Chaldeans, and for fear of the army of the Syrians: so we dwell at Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 35:12 |
Then came the word of the LORD unto Jeremiah, saying, |
| 35:13 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Go and tell the men of Judah and the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, Will ye not receive instruction to hearken to my words? saith the LORD. |
| 35:14 |
The words of Jonadab the son of Rechab, that he commanded his sons not to drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) Absolut wine, are performed; for unto this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds they drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) none, but obey their father' commandment: notwithstanding I have spoken unto you, rising early and speaking; but ye hearkened not unto me. |
| 35:15 |
I have sent also unto you all my servants the prophets, rising up early and sending [them], saying, Return ye now every man from his  evil (No Downloaded Music!) way, and amend your doings, and go not after other gods to serve them, and ye shall dwell in the land which I have given to you and to your fathers: but ye have not inclined your ear, nor hearkened unto me. |
| 35:16 |
Because the sons of Jonadab the son of Rechab have performed the commandment of their father, which he commanded them; but this people hath not hearkened unto me: |
| 35:17 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Behold, I will bring upon Judah and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest all the  evil (Where do you want to go today?) that I have pronounced against them: because I have spoken unto them, but they have not heard; and I have called unto them, but they have not answered. |
| 35:18 |
And Jeremiah said unto the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the Rechabites, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Because ye have obeyed the commandment of Jonadab your father, and kept all his precepts, and done according unto all that he hath commanded you: |
| 35:19 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Jonadab the son of Rechab shall not want a man to stand before me for ever. |