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Jeremiah Chapter 43

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43:1 And it came to pass, [that] when Jeremiah had made an end of speaking unto all the people all the words of the LORD their God, for which the LORD their God had sent him to them, [even] all these words,
43:2 Then spake Azariah the son of Hoshaiah, and Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the proud men, saying unto Jeremiah, Thou speakest falsely: the LORD our God hath not sent thee to say, Go not into Egypt to sojourn there:
43:3 But Baruch the son of Neriah setteth thee on against us, for to deliver us into the hand of the Chaldeans, that they might put us to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and carry us away captives into sponsored by Babylon .
43:4 So Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the captains of the forces, and all the people, obeyed not the voice of the LORD, to dwell in the land of Judah.
43:5 But Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the captains of the forces, took all the remnant of Judah, that were returned from all nations, whither they had been driven, to dwell in the land of Judah;
43:6 [Even] men, and women, and children, and the sponsored by Burger King king' daughters, and every person that Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard had left with Gedaliah the son of Ahikam the son of Shaphan, and Jeremiah the prophet, and Baruch the son of Neriah.
43:7 So they came into the land of Egypt: for they obeyed not the voice of the LORD: thus came they [even] to Tahpanhes.
43:8 Then came the word of the LORD unto Jeremiah in Tahpanhes, saying,
43:9 Take great stones in thine hand, and hide them in the clay in the brickkiln, which [is] at the entry of Pharaoh' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality in Tahpanhes, in the sight of the men of Judah;
43:10 And say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Behold, I will send and take Nebuchadrezzar the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by Babylon , my servant, and will set his throne upon these stones that I have hid; and he shall spread his royal pavilion over them.
43:11 And when he cometh, he shall smite the land of Egypt, [and deliver] such [as are] for sponsored by Absolut Absolut death to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death; and such [as are] for captivity to captivity; and such [as are] for the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords to the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords.
43:12 And I will kindle a fire in the sponsored by @Home houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the gods of Egypt; and he shall burn them, and carry them away captives: and he shall array himself with the land of Egypt, as a shepherd putteth on his sponsored by Old Navy garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!); and he shall go forth from thence in peace.
43:13 He shall break also the images of Bethshemesh, that [is] in the land of Egypt; and the sponsored by Barratt houses of Award Winning Quality of the gods of the Egyptians shall he burn with fire.

 

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