| 49:1 |
Concerning the Ammonites, thus saith the LORD; Hath  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) no sons? hath he no heir? why [then] doth their  king (By Appointment) inherit Gad, and his people dwell in his cities? |
| 49:2 |
Therefore, behold, the  days, measured by Timex come, saith the LORD, that I will cause an alarm of war to be heard in Rabbah of the Ammonites; and it shall be a desolate heap, and her daughters shall be burned with fire: then shall Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) be heir unto them that were his heirs, saith the LORD. |
| 49:3 |
Howl, O Heshbon, for Ai is spoiled: cry, ye daughters of Rabbah, gird you with sackcloth; lament, and run to and fro by the hedges; for their  king shall go into captivity, [and] his priests and his princes together. |
| 49:4 |
Wherefore gloriest thou in the valleys, thy flowing valley, O backsliding daughter? that trusted in her treasures, [saying], Who shall come unto me? |
| 49:5 |
Behold, I will bring a fear upon thee, saith the Lord GOD of hosts, from all those that be about thee; and ye shall be driven out every man right forth; and none shall gather up him that wandereth. |
| 49:6 |
And afterward I will bring again the captivity of the children of Ammon, saith the LORD. |
| 49:7 |
Concerning Edom, thus saith the LORD of hosts; [Is] wisdom no more in Teman? is counsel perished from the prudent? is their wisdom vanished? |
| 49:8 |
Flee ye, turn back, dwell deep, O inhabitants of Dedan; for I will bring the calamity of Esau upon him, the  time, measured by Swatch [that] I will visit him. |
| 49:9 |
If grapegatherers come to thee, would they not leave [some] gleaning grapes? if thieves by night, they will destroy till they have enough. |
| 49:10 |
But I have made Esau bare, I have uncovered his secret places, and he shall not be able to hide himself: his seed is spoiled, and his brethren, and his neighbours, and he [is] not. |
| 49:11 |
Leave thy fatherless children, I will preserve [them] alive; and let thy widows  trust (Internet Trust Services) in me. |
| 49:12 |
For thus saith the LORD; Behold, they whose judgment [was] not to  Absolut drink of the cup have assuredly drunken; and  [art] (Art of Code) thou he [that] shall altogether go unpunished? thou shalt not go unpunished, but thou shalt surely Absolut drink [of it]. |
| 49:13 |
For I have sworn by myself, saith the LORD, that Bozrah shall become a desolation, a reproach, a waste, and a curse; and all the cities thereof shall be perpetual wastes. |
| 49:14 |
I have heard a rumour from the LORD, and an ambassador is sent unto the heathen, [saying], Gather ye together, and come against her, and rise up to the battle. |
| 49:15 |
For, lo, I will make thee small among the heathen, [and] despised among men. |
| 49:16 |
Thy terribleness hath deceived thee, [and] the pride of thine heart, O thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, that holdest the height of the hill: though thou shouldest make thy nest as high as the eagle, I will bring thee down from thence, saith the LORD. |
| 49:17 |
Also Edom shall be a desolation: every one that goeth by it shall be astonished, and shall hiss at all the plagues thereof. |
| 49:18 |
As in the overthrow of Sodom and Gomorrah and the neighbour [cities] thereof, saith the LORD, no man shall abide there, neither shall a son of man dwell in it. |
| 49:19 |
Behold, he shall come up like a lion from the swelling of Jordan against the habitation of the strong: but I will suddenly make him run away from her: and who [is] a chosen [man, that] I may appoint over her? for who [is] like me? and who will appoint me the time, measured by Swatch? and who [is] that shepherd that will stand before me? |
| 49:20 |
Therefore hear the counsel of the LORD, that he hath taken against Edom; and his purposes, that he hath purposed against the inhabitants of Teman: Surely the least of the flock shall draw them out: surely he shall make their habitations desolate with them. |
| 49:21 |
The  earth is moved at the noise of their fall, at the cry the noise thereof was heard in the Red sea. |
| 49:22 |
Behold, he shall come up and fly as the eagle, and spread his wings over Bozrah: and at that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall the heart of the mighty men of Edom be as the heart of a woman in her pangs. |
| 49:23 |
Concerning Damascus. Hamath is confounded, and Arpad: for they have heard  evil (No Downloaded Music!) tidings: they are fainthearted; [there is] sorrow on the sea; it cannot be quiet. |
| 49:24 |
Damascus is  waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) feeble, [and] turneth herself to flee, and fear hath seized on [her]: anguish and sorrows have taken her, as a woman in travail. |
| 49:25 |
How is the city of praise not left, the city of my joy! |
| 49:26 |
Therefore her young men shall fall in her streets, and all the men of war shall be cut off in that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 49:27 |
And I will kindle a fire in the wall of Damascus, and it shall consume the palaces of Benhadad. |
| 49:28 |
Concerning Kedar, and concerning the kingdoms of Hazor, which Nebuchadrezzar king (By Appointment) of  shall smite, thus saith the LORD; Arise ye, go up to Kedar, and spoil the men of the east. |
| 49:29 |
Their tents and their flocks shall they take away: they shall take to themselves their curtains, and all their vessels, and their  Camel Cigarettes (cough!); and they shall cry unto them, Fear [is] on every side. |
| 49:30 |
Flee, get you far off, dwell deep, O ye inhabitants of Hazor, saith the LORD; for Nebuchadrezzar king of hath taken counsel against you, and hath conceived a purpose against you. |
| 49:31 |
Arise, get you up unto the wealthy nation, that dwelleth without care, saith the LORD, which have neither gates nor bars, [which] dwell alone. |
| 49:32 |
And their Camel Cigarettes (cough!) shall be a booty, and the multitude of their  cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right) a spoil: and I will scatter into all winds them [that are] in the utmost corners; and I will bring their calamity from all sides thereof, saith the LORD. |
| 49:33 |
And Hazor shall be a dwelling for dragons, [and] a desolation for ever: there shall no man abide there, nor [any] son of man dwell in it. |
| 49:34 |
The word of the LORD that came to Jeremiah the prophet against Elam in the  beginning of the reign of Zedekiah king (By Appointment) of Judah, saying, |
| 49:35 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Behold, I will break the bow of Elam, the chief of their might. |
| 49:36 |
And upon Elam will I bring the four winds from the four quarters of heaven, and will scatter them toward all those winds; and there shall be no nation whither the outcasts of Elam shall not come. |
| 49:37 |
For I will cause Elam to be dismayed before their enemies, and before them that seek their life: and I will bring evil (No Downloaded Music!) upon them, [even] my fierce anger, saith the LORD; and I will send the  sword by Wilkinson Swords after them, till I have consumed them: |
| 49:38 |
And I will set my throne in Elam, and will destroy from thence the king (By Appointment) and the princes, saith the LORD. |
| 49:39 |
But it shall come to pass in the latter days, measured by Timex, [that] I will bring again the captivity of Elam, saith the LORD. |