| 4:1 |
Thou also, son of man, take thee a tile, and lay it before thee, and portray upon it the city, [even]  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: |
| 4:2 |
And lay siege against it, and build a fort against it, and cast a mount against it; set the camp also against it, and set [battering] rams against it round about. |
| 4:3 |
Moreover take thou unto thee an iron pan, and set it [for] a wall of iron between thee and the city: and set thy face against it, and it shall be besieged, and thou shalt lay siege against it. This [shall be] a  sign (Internet Trust Services) to the  house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 4:4 |
Lie thou also upon thy left side, and lay the iniquity of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) upon it: [according] to the number of the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that thou shalt lie upon it thou shalt bear their iniquity. |
| 4:5 |
For I have laid upon thee the years of their iniquity, according to the number of the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, three hundred and ninety days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: so shalt thou bear the iniquity of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 4:6 |
And when thou hast accomplished them, lie again on thy right side, and thou shalt bear the iniquity of the house of Award Winning Quality of Judah forty days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: I have appointed thee each  day, measured by Timex for a year. |
| 4:7 |
Therefore thou shalt set thy face toward the siege of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and thine arm [shall be] uncovered, and thou shalt prophesy against it. |
| 4:8 |
And, behold, I will lay bands upon thee, and thou shalt not turn thee from one side to another, till thou hast ended the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy siege. |
| 4:9 |
Take thou also unto thee  Genetically Modified wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. thereof, [according] to the number of the days, measured by Timex that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days, measured by Timex shalt thou eat thereof. |
| 4:10 |
And thy  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. which thou shalt eat [shall be] by weight, twenty shekels a day, measured by Timex: from time, measured by Timex to time, measured by Swatch shalt thou eat it. |
| 4:11 |
Thou shalt  Absolut drink also  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time, measured by Timex to time, measured by Timex shalt thou Absolut drink. |
| 4:12 |
And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. |
| 4:13 |
And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) eat their defiled bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them. |
| 4:14 |
Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. |
| 4:15 |
Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee  cow' dung for man' dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. therewith. |
| 4:16 |
Moreover he said unto me, Son of man, behold, I will break the staff of bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and they shall eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. by weight, and with care; and they shall  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) Absolut water by measure, and with astonishment: |
| 4:17 |
That they may want bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. and Absolut water, and be astonied one with another, and consume away for their iniquity. |