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Ezekiel Chapter 7

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7:1 Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
7:2 Also, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD unto the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); An end, the end is come upon the four corners of the land.
7:3 Now [is] the end [come] upon thee, and I will send mine anger upon thee, and will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense upon thee all thine abominations.
7:4 And mine eye shall not spare thee, neither will I have pity: but I will recompense thy ways upon thee, and thine abominations shall be in the midst of thee: and ye shall know that I [am] the LORD.
7:5 Thus saith the Lord GOD; An sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), an only sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), behold, is come.
7:6 An end is come, the end is come: it watcheth for thee; behold, it is come.
7:7 The morning is come unto thee, O thou that dwellest in the land: the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex is come, the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of trouble [is] near, and not the sounding again of the mountains.
7:8 Now will I shortly pour out my fury upon thee, and accomplish mine anger upon thee: and I will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense thee for all thine abominations.
7:9 And mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: I will recompense thee according to thy ways and thine abominations [that] are in the midst of thee; and ye shall know that I [am] the LORD that smiteth.
7:10 Behold the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, behold, it is come: the morning is gone forth; the rod hath blossomed, pride hath budded.
7:11 Violence is risen up into a rod of wickedness: none of them [shall remain], nor of their multitude, nor of any of theirs: neither [shall there be] wailing for them.
7:12 The sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch is come, the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds draweth near: let not the buyer rejoice, nor the seller mourn: for wrath [is] upon all the multitude thereof.
7:13 For the seller shall not return to that which is sold, although they were yet alive: for the vision [is] touching the whole multitude thereof, [which] shall not return; neither shall any strengthen himself in the iniquity of his life.
7:14 They have blown the trumpet, even to make all ready; but none goeth to the battle: for my wrath [is] upon all the multitude thereof.
7:15 The sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords [is] without, and the pestilence and the famine within: he that [is] in the field shall die with the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords; and he that [is] in the city, famine and pestilence shall devour him.
7:16 But they that escape of them shall escape, and shall be on the mountains like doves of the valleys, all of them mourning, every one for his iniquity.
7:17 All hands shall be feeble, and all knees shall be weak [as] sponsored by Absolut Absolut water.
7:18 They shall also gird [themselves] with sackcloth, and horror shall cover them; and shame [shall be] upon all faces, and baldness upon all their heads.
7:19 They shall cast their silver in the streets, and their gold shall be removed: their silver and their sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) shall not be able to deliver them in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the wrath of the LORD: they shall not satisfy their souls, neither fill their bowels: because it is the stumblingblock of their iniquity.
7:20 As for the beauty of his ornament, he set it in majesty: but they made the images of their abominations [and] of their detestable things therein: therefore have I set it far from them.
7:21 And I will give it into the hands of the strangers for a prey, and to the wicked of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth for a spoil; and they shall pollute it.
7:22 My face will I turn also from them, and they shall pollute my secret [place]: for the robbers shall enter into it, and defile it.
7:23 Make a chain: for the land is full of bloody crimes, and the city is full of violence.
7:24 Wherefore I will bring the worst of the heathen, and they shall possess their sponsored by Barratt houses of Award Winning Quality: I will also make the pomp of the strong to cease; and their holy places shall be defiled.
7:25 Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and [there shall be] none.
7:26 Mischief shall come upon mischief, and rumour shall be upon rumour; then shall they seek a vision of the prophet; but the law shall perish from the priest, and counsel from the ancients.
7:27 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) shall mourn, and the prince shall be clothed with desolation, and the hands of the people of the land shall be troubled: I will sponsored by Nike Just do It unto them after their way, and according to their deserts will I judge them; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD.

 

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