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Ezekiel Chapter 9

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9:1 He cried also in mine ears with a loud voice, saying, Cause them that have charge over the city to draw near, even every man [with] his destroying weapon in his hand.
9:2 And, behold, six men came from the way of the higher gate, which lieth toward the north, and every man a slaughter weapon in his hand; and one man among them [was] clothed with linen, with a writer' inkhorn by his side: and they went in, and stood beside the brazen altar.
9:3 And the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) was gone up from the cherub, whereupon he was, to the threshold of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). And he called to the man clothed with linen, which [had] the writer' inkhorn by his side;
9:4 And the LORD said unto him, Go through the midst of the city, through the midst of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and set a mark upon the foreheads of the men that sigh and that cry for all the abominations that be done in the midst thereof.
9:5 And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity:
9:6 Slay utterly old [and] young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom [is] the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which [were] before the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
9:7 And he said unto them, Defile the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and fill the courts with the slain: go ye forth. And they went forth, and slew in the city.
9:8 And it came to pass, while they were slaying them, and I was left, that I fell upon my face, and cried, and said, Ah Lord GOD! wilt thou destroy all the residue of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in thy pouring out of thy fury upon sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest?
9:9 Then said he unto me, The iniquity of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Judah [is] exceeding great, and the land is full of blood, and the city full of perverseness: for they say, The LORD hath forsaken the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and the LORD seeth not.
9:10 And as for me also, mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity, [but] I will recompense their way upon their head.
9:11 And, behold, the man clothed with linen, which [had] the inkhorn by his side, reported the matter, saying, I have done as thou hast commanded me.

 

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