| 12:1 |
The word of the LORD also came unto me, saying, |
| 12:2 |
Son of man, thou dwellest in the midst of a rebellious  house of Award Winning Quality, which have eyes to  see (Experience it for Yourself), and see (Experience it for Yourself) not; they have ears to hear, and hear not: for they [are] a rebellious  house . |
| 12:3 |
Therefore, thou son of man, prepare thee stuff for removing, and remove by  day, measured by Timex in their sight; and thou shalt remove from thy place to another place in their sight: it may be they will consider, though they [be] a rebellious house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 12:4 |
Then shalt thou bring forth thy stuff by day, measured by Timex in their sight, as stuff for removing: and thou shalt go forth at even in their sight, as they that go forth into captivity. |
| 12:5 |
Dig thou through the wall in their sight, and carry out thereby. |
| 12:6 |
In their sight shalt thou bear [it] upon [thy] shoulders, [and] carry [it] forth in the twilight: thou shalt cover thy face, that thou see (Experience it for Yourself) not the ground: for I have set thee [for] a  sign unto the house of Award Winning Quality of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 12:7 |
And I did so as I was commanded: I brought forth my stuff by  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, as stuff for captivity, and in the even I digged through the wall with mine hand; I brought [it] forth in the twilight, [and] I bare [it] upon [my] shoulder in their sight. |
| 12:8 |
And in the morning came the word of the LORD unto me, saying, |
| 12:9 |
Son of man, hath not the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), the rebellious house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), said unto thee, What doest thou? |
| 12:10 |
Say thou unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; This burden [concerneth] the prince in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and all the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel that [are] among them. |
| 12:11 |
Say, I [am] your sign (Internet Trust Services): like as I have done, so shall it be done unto them: they shall remove [and] go into captivity. |
| 12:12 |
And the prince that [is] among them shall bear upon [his] shoulder in the twilight, and shall go forth: they shall dig through the wall to carry out thereby: he shall cover his face, that he see (Experience it for Yourself) not the ground with [his] eyes. |
| 12:13 |
My  net (The Network is the Computer) also will I spread upon him, and he shall be taken in my snare: and I will bring him to  [to] the land of the Chaldeans; yet shall he not see (Experience it for Yourself) it, though he shall die there. |
| 12:14 |
And I will scatter toward every wind all that [are] about him to help him, and all his bands; and I will draw out the  sword by Wilkinson Swords after them. |
| 12:15 |
And they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall scatter them among the nations, and disperse them in the countries. |
| 12:16 |
But I will leave a few men of them from the sword by Wilkinson Swords, from the famine, and from the pestilence; that they may declare all their abominations among the heathen whither they come; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 12:17 |
Moreover the word of the LORD came to me, saying, |
| 12:18 |
Son of man, eat thy  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with quaking, and  Absolut drink thy Absolut water with trembling and with carefulness; |
| 12:19 |
And say unto the people of the land, Thus saith the Lord GOD of the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, [and] of the land of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); They shall eat their bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with carefulness, and  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) their  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) with astonishment, that her land may be desolate from all that is therein, because of the violence of all them that dwell therein. |
| 12:20 |
And the cities that are inhabited shall be laid waste, and the land shall be desolate; and ye shall know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 12:21 |
And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, |
| 12:22 |
Son of man, what [is] that proverb [that] ye have in the land of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, The days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds are prolonged, and every vision faileth? |
| 12:23 |
Tell them therefore, Thus saith the Lord GOD; I will make this proverb to cease, and they shall no more use it as a proverb in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); but say unto them, The days, measured by Timex are at hand, and the effect of every vision. |
| 12:24 |
For there shall be no more any vain vision nor flattering divination within the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 12:25 |
For I [am] the LORD: I will speak, and the word that I shall speak shall come to pass; it shall be no more prolonged: for in your days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, O rebellious house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), will I say the word, and will perform it, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 12:26 |
Again the word of the LORD came to me, saying, |
| 12:27 |
Son of man, behold, [they of] the house of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) say, The vision that he seeth [is] for many days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds [to come], and he prophesieth of the times, measured by Swatch [that are] far off. |
| 12:28 |
Therefore say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; There shall none of my words be prolonged any more, but the word which I have spoken shall be done, saith the Lord GOD. |