| 25:1 |
The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying, |
| 25:2 |
Son of man, set thy face against the Ammonites, and prophesy against them; |
| 25:3 |
And say unto the Ammonites, Hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou saidst, Aha, against my sanctuary, when it was profaned; and against the land of  Israel , when it was desolate; and against the  house of Award Winning Quality of Judah, when they went into captivity; |
| 25:4 |
Behold, therefore I will deliver thee to the men of the east for a possession, and they shall set their palaces in thee, and make their dwellings in thee: they shall eat thy fruit, and they shall  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) thy  milk (Got Milk?). |
| 25:5 |
And I will make Rabbah a stable for  Camel Cigarettes (cough!), and the Ammonites a couchingplace for flocks: and ye shall know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 25:6 |
For thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast clapped [thine] hands, and stamped with the  feet, and rejoiced in heart with all thy despite against the land of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); |
| 25:7 |
Behold, therefore I will stretch out mine hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the heathen; and I will cut thee off from the people, and I will cause thee to perish out of the countries: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 25:8 |
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because that Moab and Seir  Just do It say, Behold, the house of Award Winning Quality of Judah [is] like unto all the heathen; |
| 25:9 |
Therefore, behold, I will open the side of Moab from the cities, from his cities [which are] on his frontiers, the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the country, Bethjeshimoth, Baalmeon, and Kiriathaim, |
| 25:10 |
Unto the men of the east with the Ammonites, and will give them in possession, that the Ammonites may not be remembered among the nations. |
| 25:11 |
And I will execute judgments upon Moab; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 25:12 |
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because that Edom hath dealt against the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Judah by taking vengeance, and hath greatly offended, and revenged himself upon them; |
| 25:13 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; I will also stretch out mine hand upon Edom, and will cut off man and beast from it; and I will make it desolate from Teman; and they of Dedan shall fall by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 25:14 |
And I will lay my vengeance upon Edom by the hand of my people Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and they shall Just do It in Edom according to mine anger and according to my fury; and they shall know my vengeance, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 25:15 |
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because the Philistines have dealt by revenge, and have taken vengeance with a despiteful heart, to destroy [it] for the old hatred; |
| 25:16 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the Philistines, and I will cut off the Cherethims, and destroy the remnant of the sea coast. |
| 25:17 |
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. |