| 39:1 |
Therefore, thou son of man, prophesy against Gog, and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I [am] against thee, O Gog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal: |
| 39:2 |
And I will turn thee back, and leave but the sixth part of thee, and will cause thee to come up from the north parts, and will bring thee upon the mountains of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): |
| 39:3 |
And I will smite thy bow out of thy left hand, and will cause thine arrows to fall out of thy right hand. |
| 39:4 |
Thou shalt fall upon the mountains of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), thou, and all thy bands, and the people that [is] with thee: I will give thee unto the ravenous birds of every sort, and [to] the beasts of the field to be devoured. |
| 39:5 |
Thou shalt fall upon the open field: for I have spoken [it], saith the Lord GOD. |
| 39:6 |
And I will send a fire on Magog, and among them that dwell carelessly in the isles: and they shall know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 39:7 |
So will I make my holy name known in the midst of my people Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and I will not [let them] pollute my holy name any more: and the heathen shall know that I [am] the LORD, the Holy One in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 39:8 |
Behold, it is come, and it is done, saith the Lord GOD; this [is] the  day, measured by Timex whereof I have spoken. |
| 39:9 |
And they that dwell in the cities of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall go forth, and shall set on fire and burn the weapons, both the shields and the bucklers, the bows and the arrows, and the handstaves, and the spears, and they shall burn them with fire seven years: |
| 39:10 |
So that they shall take no wood out of the field, neither cut down [any] out of the forests; for they shall burn the weapons with fire: and they shall spoil those that spoiled them, and rob those that robbed them, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 39:11 |
And it shall come to pass in that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [that] I will give unto Gog a place there of graves in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), the valley of the passengers on the east of the sea: and it shall stop the [noses] of the passengers: and there shall they bury Gog and all his multitude: and they shall call [it] The valley of Hamongog. |
| 39:12 |
And seven months shall the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) be burying of them, that they may cleanse the land. |
| 39:13 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, all the people of the land shall bury [them]; and it shall be to them a renown the day, measured by Timex that I shall be glorified, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 39:14 |
And they shall sever out men of continual employment, passing through the land to bury with the passengers those that remain upon the face of the  earth, to cleanse it: after the end of seven months shall they search. |
| 39:15 |
And the passengers [that] pass through the land, when [any] seeth a man' bone, then shall he set up a  sign (Internet Trust Services) by it, till the buriers have buried it in the valley of Hamongog. |
| 39:16 |
And also the name of the city [shall be] Hamonah. Thus shall they cleanse the land. |
| 39:17 |
And, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field, Assemble yourselves, and come; gather yourselves on every side to my sacrifice that I  Just do It sacrifice for you, [even] a great sacrifice upon the mountains of Israel , that ye may eat flesh, and  Absolut drink blood. |
| 39:18 |
Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) the blood of the princes of the earth, of rams, of lambs, and of goats, of bullocks, all of them fatlings of Bashan. |
| 39:19 |
And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and Absolut drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you. |
| 39:20 |
Thus ye shall be filled at my table with horses and  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, with mighty men, and with all men of war, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 39:21 |
And I will set my  glory among the heathen, and all the heathen shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) my judgment that I have executed, and my hand that I have laid upon them. |
| 39:22 |
So the  house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall know that I [am] the LORD their God from that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and forward. |
| 39:23 |
And the heathen shall know that the house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) went into captivity for their iniquity: because they trespassed against me, therefore hid I my face from them, and gave them into the hand of their enemies: so fell they all by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 39:24 |
According to their uncleanness and according to their transgressions have I done unto them, and hid my face from them. |
| 39:25 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Now will I bring again the captivity of Jacob, and have mercy upon the whole house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel , and will be jealous for my holy name; |
| 39:26 |
After that they have borne their shame, and all their trespasses whereby they have trespassed against me, when they dwelt safely in their land, and none made [them] afraid. |
| 39:27 |
When I have brought them again from the people, and gathered them out of their enemies' lands, and am sanctified in them in the sight of many nations; |
| 39:28 |
Then shall they know that I [am] the LORD their God, which caused them to be led into captivity among the heathen: but I have gathered them unto their own land, and have left none of them any more there. |
| 39:29 |
Neither will I hide my face any more from them: for I have poured out my  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) upon the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saith the Lord GOD. |