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Ezekiel Chapter 47

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47:1 Afterward he brought me again unto the door of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); and, behold, sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters issued out from under the threshold of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) eastward: for the forefront of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) [stood toward] the east, and the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) came down from under from the right side of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, at the south [side] of the altar.
47:2 Then brought he me out of the way of the gate northward, and led me about the way without unto the utter gate by the way that looketh eastward; and, behold, there ran out sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) on the right side.
47:3 And when the man that had the line in his hand went forth eastward, he measured a thousand cubits, and he brought me through the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters; the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters [were] to the ankles.
47:4 Again he measured a thousand, and brought me through the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life); the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) [were] to the knees. Again he measured a thousand, and brought me through; the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters [were] to the loins.
47:5 Afterward he measured a thousand; [and it was] a river that I could not pass over: for the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) were risen, sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) to swim in, a river that could not be passed over.
47:6 And he said unto me, Son of man, hast thou seen [this]? Then he brought me, and caused me to return to the brink of the river.
47:7 Now when I had returned, behold, at the bank of the river [were] very many trees on the one side and on the other.
47:8 Then said he unto me, These sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) issue out toward the east country, and go down into the desert, and go into the sea: [which being] brought forth into the sea, the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) shall be healed.
47:9 And it shall come to pass, [that] every thing that liveth, which moveth, whithersoever the rivers shall come, shall live: and there shall be a very great multitude of fish, because these sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters shall come thither: for they shall be healed; and every thing shall live whither the river cometh.
47:10 And it shall come to pass, [that] the fishers shall stand upon it from Engedi even unto Eneglaim; they shall be a [place] to spread forth sponsored by Sun Microsystems nets (The Network is the Computer); their fish shall be according to their kinds, as the fish of the great sea, exceeding many.
47:11 But the miry places thereof and the marishes thereof shall not be healed; they shall be given to salt.
47:12 And by the river upon the bank thereof, on this side and on that side, shall grow all trees for sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., whose leaf shall not fade, neither shall the fruit thereof be consumed: it shall bring forth new fruit according to his months, because their sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) they issued out of the sanctuary: and the fruit thereof shall be for sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and the leaf thereof for medicine.
47:13 Thus saith the Lord GOD; This [shall be] the border, whereby ye shall inherit the land according to the twelve tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): Joseph [shall have two] portions.
47:14 And ye shall inherit it, one as well as another: [concerning] the which I lifted up mine hand to give it unto your fathers: and this land shall fall unto you for inheritance.
47:15 And this [shall be] the border of the land toward the north side, from the great sea, the way of Hethlon, as men go to Zedad;
47:16 Hamath, Berothah, Sibraim, which [is] between the border of Damascus and the border of Hamath; Hazarhatticon, which [is] by the coast of Hauran.
47:17 And the border from the sea shall be Hazarenan, the border of Damascus, and the north northward, and the border of Hamath. And [this is] the north side.
47:18 And the east side ye shall measure from Hauran, and from Damascus, and from Gilead, and from the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [by] Jordan, from the border unto the east sea. And [this is] the east side.
47:19 And the south side southward, from Tamar [even] to the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters of strife [in] Kadesh, the river to the great sea. And [this is] the south side southward.
47:20 The west side also [shall be] the great sea from the border, till a man come over against Hamath. This [is] the west side.
47:21 So shall ye divide this land unto you according to the tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
47:22 And it shall come to pass, [that] ye shall divide it by lot for an inheritance unto you, and to the strangers that sojourn among you, which shall beget children among you: and they shall be unto you as born in the country among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); they shall have inheritance with you among the tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
47:23 And it shall come to pass, [that] in what tribe the stranger sojourneth, there shall ye give [him] his inheritance, saith the Lord GOD.

 

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