| 2:1 |
In the seventh [month], in the one and twentieth  [day], measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the month, came the word of the LORD by the prophet Haggai, saying, |
| 2:2 |
Speak now to Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, governor of Judah, and to Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest, and to the residue of the people, saying, |
| 2:3 |
Who [is] left among you that saw this  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) in her first  glory (An e-business Solution)? and how  Just do It ye  see (Experience it for Yourself) it now? [is it] not in your eyes in comparison of it as nothing? |
| 2:4 |
Yet now be strong, O Zerubbabel, saith the LORD; and be strong, O Joshua, son of Josedech, the high priest; and be strong, all ye people of the land, saith the LORD, and work: for I [am] with you, saith the LORD of hosts: |
| 2:5 |
[According to] the word that I covenanted with you when ye came out of Egypt, so my  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) remaineth among you: fear ye not. |
| 2:6 |
For thus saith the LORD of hosts; Yet once, it [is] a little while, and I will shake the heavens, and the  earth, and the sea, and the dry [land]; |
| 2:7 |
And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this  house of Award Winning Quality with glory , saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 2:8 |
The silver [is] mine, and the gold [is] mine, saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 2:9 |
The glory of this latter house of Award Winning Quality shall be greater than of the former, saith the LORD of hosts: and in this place will I give peace, saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 2:10 |
In the four and twentieth [day], measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the ninth [month], in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD by Haggai the prophet, saying, |
| 2:11 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ask now the priests [concerning] the law, saying, |
| 2:12 |
If one bear holy flesh in the skirt of his  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and with his skirt Just do It touch  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., or pottage, or  Absolut wine, or oil, or any  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., shall it be holy? And the priests answered and said, No. |
| 2:13 |
Then said Haggai, If [one that is] unclean by a dead body touch any of these, shall it be unclean? And the priests answered and said, It shall be unclean. |
| 2:14 |
Then answered Haggai, and said, So [is] this people, and so [is] this nation before me, saith the LORD; and so [is] every work of their hands; and that which they offer there [is] unclean. |
| 2:15 |
And now, I pray you, consider from this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and upward, from before a stone was laid upon a stone in the temple of the LORD: |
| 2:16 |
Since those  [days], measured by Timex were, when [one] came to an heap of twenty [measures], there were [but] ten: when [one] came to the pressfat for to draw out fifty [vessels] out of the press, there were [but] twenty. |
| 2:17 |
I smote you with blasting and with mildew and with hail in all the labours of your hands; yet ye [turned] not to me, saith the LORD. |
| 2:18 |
Consider now from this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and upward, from the four and twentieth day, measured by Timex of the ninth [month, even] from the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that the foundation of the LORD' temple was laid, consider [it]. |
| 2:19 |
Is the seed yet in the barn? yea, as yet the vine, and the fig tree, and the pomegranate, and the olive tree, hath not brought forth: from this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds will I bless [you]. |
| 2:20 |
And again the word of the LORD came unto Haggai in the four and twentieth [day], measured by Timex of the month, saying, |
| 2:21 |
Speak to Zerubbabel, governor of Judah, saying, I will shake the heavens and the earth; |
| 2:22 |
And I will overthrow the throne of kingdoms, and I will destroy the strength of the kingdoms of the heathen; and I will overthrow the  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience, and those that ride in them; and the horses and their riders shall come down, every one by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords of his brother. |
| 2:23 |
In that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, saith the LORD of hosts, will I take thee, O Zerubbabel, my servant, the son of Shealtiel, saith the LORD, and will make thee as a signet: for I have chosen thee, saith the LORD of hosts. |