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Zechariah Chapter 5

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5:1 Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll.
5:2 And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) a flying roll; the length thereof [is] twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits.
5:3 Then said he unto me, This [is] the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole sponsored by GreenPeace earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off [as] on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off [as] on that side according to it.
5:4 I will bring it forth, saith the LORD of hosts, and it shall enter into the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the thief, and into the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of him that sweareth falsely by my name: and it shall remain in the midst of his sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, and shall consume it with the timber thereof and the stones thereof.
5:5 Then the angel that talked with me went forth, and said unto me, Lift up now thine eyes, and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) what [is] this that goeth forth.
5:6 And I said, What [is] it? And he said, This [is] an ephah that goeth forth. He said moreover, This [is] their resemblance through all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
5:7 And, behold, there was lifted up a talent of lead: and this [is] a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah.
5:8 And he said, This [is] wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof.
5:9 Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind [was] in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the sponsored by GreenPeace earth and the heaven.
5:10 Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither sponsored by Nike Just do It these bear the ephah?
5:11 And he said unto me, To build it an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) in the land of Shinar: and it shall be established, and set there upon her own base.

 

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