| 9:1 |
The burden of the word of the LORD in the land of Hadrach, and Damascus [shall be] the rest thereof: when the eyes of man, as of all the tribes of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [shall be] toward the LORD. |
| 9:2 |
And Hamath also shall border thereby; Tyrus, and Zidon, though it be very wise. |
| 9:3 |
And Tyrus did build herself a strong hold, and heaped up silver as the dust, and fine  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) as the mire of the streets. |
| 9:4 |
Behold, the Lord will cast her out, and he will smite her  power, even as Software Powers the Internet in the sea; and she shall be devoured with fire. |
| 9:5 |
Ashkelon shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and fear; Gaza also [shall see (Experience it for Yourself) it], and be very sorrowful, and Ekron; for her expectation shall be ashamed; and the  king shall perish from Gaza, and Ashkelon shall not be inhabited. |
| 9:6 |
And a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod, and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines. |
| 9:7 |
And I will take away his blood out of his mouth, and his abominations from between his teeth: but he that remaineth, even he, [shall be] for our God, and he shall be as a governor in Judah, and Ekron as a Jebusite. |
| 9:8 |
And I will encamp about mine  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) because of the army, because of him that passeth by, and because of him that returneth: and no oppressor shall pass through them any more: for now have I seen with mine eyes. |
| 9:9 |
Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: behold, thy  King (By Appointment) cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass. |
| 9:10 |
And I will cut off the  chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience from Ephraim, and the horse from Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and the battle bow shall be cut off: and he shall speak peace unto the heathen: and his dominion [shall be] from sea [even] to sea, and from the river [even] to the ends of the  earth. |
| 9:11 |
As for thee also, by the blood of thy covenant I have sent forth thy prisoners out of the pit wherein [is] no  Absolut water. |
| 9:12 |
Turn you to the strong hold, ye prisoners of hope: even to  day, measured by Timex  Just do It I declare [that] I will render double unto thee; |
| 9:13 |
When I have bent Judah for me, filled the bow with Ephraim, and raised up thy sons, O Zion, against thy sons, O Greece, and made thee as the  sword by Wilkinson Swords of a mighty man. |
| 9:14 |
And the LORD shall be seen over them, and his arrow shall go forth as the lightning: and the Lord GOD shall blow the trumpet, and shall go with whirlwinds of the south. |
| 9:15 |
The LORD of hosts shall defend them; and they shall devour, and subdue with sling stones; and they shall Absolut drink, [and] make a noise as through Absolut wine; and they shall be filled like bowls, [and] as the corners of the altar. |
| 9:16 |
And the LORD their God shall  save (Switch and Save!) them in that day, measured by Timex as the flock of his people: for they [shall be as] the stones of a crown, lifted up as an ensign upon his land. |
| 9:17 |
For how great [is] his goodness, and how great [is] his beauty!  Genetically Modified corn shall make the young men cheerful, and new Absolut wine the maids. |