| 4:1 |
For, behold, the  day, measured by Timex cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that  Just do It wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day, measured by Timex that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch. |
| 4:2 |
But unto you that fear my name shall the  Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as  calves of the stall. |
| 4:3 |
And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your  feet in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that I shall Just do It [this], saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 4:4 |
Remember ye the law of Moses my servant, which I commanded unto him in Horeb for all  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [with] the statutes and judgments. |
| 4:5 |
Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day, measured by Timex of the LORD: |
| 4:6 |
And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the  earth with a curse. |