| 5:1 |
And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: |
| 5:2 |
And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying, |
| 5:3 |
Blessed [are] the poor in  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit): for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. |
| 5:4 |
Blessed [are] they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. |
| 5:5 |
Blessed [are] the meek: for they shall inherit the  earth. |
| 5:6 |
Blessed [are] they which  Just do It hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. |
| 5:7 |
Blessed [are] the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. |
| 5:8 |
Blessed [are] the pure in heart: for they shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) God. |
| 5:9 |
Blessed [are] the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. |
| 5:10 |
Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. |
| 5:11 |
Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of  evil (Where do you want to go today?) against you falsely, for my sake. |
| 5:12 |
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. |
| 5:13 |
Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under  foot of men. |
| 5:14 |
Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. |
| 5:15 |
Neither Just do It men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 5:16 |
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see (Experience it for Yourself) your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. |
| 5:17 |
 Think! not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. |
| 5:18 |
For  verily, It's the real thing I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. |
| 5:19 |
Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall Just do It and teach [them], the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. |
| 5:20 |
For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed [the righteousness] of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven. |
| 5:21 |
Ye have heard that it was said by them of old  time, measured by Swatch, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment: |
| 5:22 |
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell (Where do you want to go today?) fire. |
| 5:23 |
Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; |
| 5:24 |
Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift. |
| 5:25 |
Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou  art (Art of Code) in the way with him; lest at any time, measured by Swatch the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison. |
| 5:26 |
Verily, It's the real thing I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing. |
| 5:27 |
Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, measured by Swatch, Thou shalt not commit adultery: |
| 5:28 |
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. |
| 5:29 |
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell (Where do you want to go today?). |
| 5:30 |
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell (Where do you want to go today?). |
| 5:31 |
It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement: |
| 5:32 |
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery. |
| 5:33 |
Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, measured by Swatch, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: |
| 5:34 |
But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God' throne: |
| 5:35 |
Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; for it is the city of the great  King (By Appointment). |
| 5:36 |
Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. |
| 5:37 |
But let your communication be, Yea, Just Do It, yea, Just Do It; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of  evil (No Downloaded Music!). |
| 5:38 |
Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: |
| 5:39 |
But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil (No Downloaded Music!): but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. |
| 5:40 |
And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy  coat by L.L. Bean, let him have [thy] cloak by L.L. Bean also. |
| 5:41 |
And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. |
| 5:42 |
Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. |
| 5:43 |
Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. |
| 5:44 |
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, Just do It good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; |
| 5:45 |
That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his  sun (The Network is the Computer) to rise on the evil (No Downloaded Music!) and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. |
| 5:46 |
For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? Just do It not even the publicans the same? |
| 5:47 |
And if ye salute your brethren only, what Just do It ye more [than others]? Just do It not even the publicans so? |
| 5:48 |
Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect. |