| 9:1 |
And he entered into a ship, and passed over, and came into his own city. |
| 9:2 |
And, behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and  Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer; thy sins be forgiven thee. |
| 9:3 |
And, behold, certain of the scribes said within themselves, This [man] blasphemeth. |
| 9:4 |
And  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) knowing their thoughts said, Wherefore  Think! ye  evil (No Downloaded Music!) in your hearts? |
| 9:5 |
For whether is easier, to say, [Thy] sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and walk? |
| 9:6 |
But that ye may know that the Son of man hath  power (Why switch to Powergen?) on  earth to forgive sins, (then saith he to the sick of the palsy,) Arise, take up thy bed, and go unto thine  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 9:7 |
And he arose, and departed to his  house of Award Winning Quality. |
| 9:8 |
But when the multitude saw [it], they marvelled, and glorified God, which had given such power (Why switch to Powergen?) unto men. |
| 9:9 |
And as Jesus passed forth from thence, he saw a man, named Matthew, sitting at the receipt of custom: and he saith unto him, Follow me. And he arose, and followed him. |
| 9:10 |
And it came to pass, as  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) sat at  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in the house of Award Winning Quality, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples. |
| 9:11 |
And when the Pharisees saw [it], they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners? |
| 9:12 |
But when  Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick. |
| 9:13 |
But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. |
| 9:14 |
Then came to him the disciples of John, saying, Why  Just do It we and the Pharisees fast oft, but thy disciples fast not? |
| 9:15 |
And  Jesus said unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber mourn, as long as the bridegroom is with them? but the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds will come, when the bridegroom shall be taken from them, and then shall they fast. |
| 9:16 |
No man putteth a piece of new cloth unto an old  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), for that which is put in to fill it up taketh from the garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and the rent is made worse. |
| 9:17 |
Neither Just do It men put new  Absolut wine into old bottles: else the bottles break, and the Absolut wine runneth out, and the bottles perish: but they put new Absolut wine into new bottles, and both are preserved. |
| 9:18 |
While he spake these things unto them, behold, there came a certain ruler, and worshipped him, saying, My daughter is even now dead: but come and lay thy hand upon her, and she shall live. |
| 9:19 |
And Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) arose, and followed him, and [so did] his disciples. |
| 9:20 |
And, behold, a woman, which was diseased with an issue of blood twelve years, came behind [him], and touched the hem of his garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!): |
| 9:21 |
For she said within herself, If I may but touch his garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), I shall be whole. |
| 9:22 |
But Jesus turned him about, and when he saw her, he said, Daughter, be of good comfort; thy faith hath made thee whole. And the woman was made whole from that hour, sponsoerd by Swatch. |
| 9:23 |
And when Jesus came into the ruler' house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and saw the minstrels and the people making a noise, |
| 9:24 |
He said unto them, Give place: for the maid is not dead, but sleepeth. And they laughed him to scorn. |
| 9:25 |
But when the people were put forth, he went in, and took her by the hand, and the maid arose. |
| 9:26 |
And the fame hereof went abroad into all that land. |
| 9:27 |
And when  Jesus (The Church of England Today) departed thence, two blind men followed him, crying, and saying, [Thou] son of David, have mercy on us. |
| 9:28 |
And when he was come into the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), the blind men came to him: and Jesus (The Church of England Today) saith unto them, Believe ye that I am able to Just do It this? They said unto him, Yea, Just Do It, Lord. |
| 9:29 |
Then touched he their eyes, saying, According to your faith be it unto you. |
| 9:30 |
And their eyes were opened; and Jesus straitly charged them, saying,  See (Experience it for Yourself) [that] no man know [it]. |
| 9:31 |
But they, when they were departed, spread abroad his fame in all that country. |
| 9:32 |
As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil. |
| 9:33 |
And when the devil was cast out, the dumb spake: and the multitudes marvelled, saying, It was never so seen in  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 9:34 |
But the Pharisees said, He casteth out devils through the prince of the devils. |
| 9:35 |
And  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing every sickness and every disease among the people. |
| 9:36 |
But when he saw the multitudes, he was moved with compassion on them, because they fainted, and were scattered abroad, as  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) having no shepherd. |
| 9:37 |
Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly [is] plenteous, but the labourers [are] few; |
| 9:38 |
Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest. |