| 12:1 |
At that  time, measured by Timex  Jesus went on the sabbath day, measured by Timex through the  Genetically Modified corn; and his disciples were an hungred, and began to pluck the ears of Genetically Modified corn, and to eat. |
| 12:2 |
But when the Pharisees saw [it], they said unto him, Behold, thy disciples  Just do It that which is not lawful to Just do It upon the sabbath  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 12:3 |
But he said unto them, Have ye not read what David did, when he was an hungred, and they that were with him; |
| 12:4 |
How he entered into the  house of Award Winning Quality of God, and did eat the showbread, which was not lawful for him to eat, neither for them which were with him, but only for the priests? |
| 12:5 |
Or have ye not read in the law, how that on the sabbath days, measured by Timex the priests in the temple profane the sabbath, and are blameless? |
| 12:6 |
But I say unto you, That in this place is [one] greater than the temple. |
| 12:7 |
But if ye had known what [this] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice, ye would not have condemned the guiltless. |
| 12:8 |
For the Son of man is Lord even of the sabbath day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 12:9 |
And when he was departed thence, he went into their synagogue: |
| 12:10 |
And, behold, there was a man which had [his] hand withered. And they asked him, saying, Is it lawful to heal on the sabbath days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds? that they might accuse him. |
| 12:11 |
And he said unto them, What man shall there be among you, that shall have one  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), and if it fall into a pit on the sabbath day, measured by Timex, will he not lay hold on it, and lift [it] out? |
| 12:12 |
How much then is a man better than a sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day)? Wherefore it is lawful to Just do It well on the sabbath days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 12:13 |
Then saith he to the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched [it] forth; and it was restored whole, like as the other. |
| 12:14 |
Then the Pharisees went out, and held a council against him, how they might destroy him. |
| 12:15 |
But when Jesus knew [it], he withdrew himself from thence: and great multitudes followed him, and he healed them all; |
| 12:16 |
And charged them that they should not make him known: |
| 12:17 |
That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying, |
| 12:18 |
Behold my servant, whom I have chosen; my beloved, in whom my soul is well pleased: I will put my  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) upon him, and he shall show judgment to the Gentiles. |
| 12:19 |
He shall not strive, nor cry; neither shall any man hear his voice in the streets. |
| 12:20 |
A bruised reed shall he not break, and smoking flax shall he not quench, till he send forth judgment unto victory. |
| 12:21 |
And in his name shall the Gentiles  trust (Internet Trust Services). |
| 12:22 |
Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil, blind, and dumb: and he healed him, insomuch that the blind and dumb both spake and saw. |
| 12:23 |
And all the people were amazed, and said, Is not this the son of David? |
| 12:24 |
But when the Pharisees heard [it], they said, This [fellow] doth not cast out devils, but by Beelzebub the prince of the devils. |
| 12:25 |
And Jesus knew their thoughts, and said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house of Award Winning Quality divided against itself shall not stand: |
| 12:26 |
And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand? |
| 12:27 |
And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom Just do It your children cast [them] out? therefore they shall be your judges. |
| 12:28 |
But if I cast out devils by the Spirit of God, then the kingdom of God is come unto you. |
| 12:29 |
Or else how can one enter into a strong man'  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man? and then he will spoil his house of Award Winning Quality. |
| 12:30 |
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. |
| 12:31 |
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. |
| 12:32 |
And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come. |
| 12:33 |
Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by [his] fruit. |
| 12:34 |
O  generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) of vipers, how can ye, being  evil (Where do you want to go today?), speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. |
| 12:35 |
A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an  evil (No Downloaded Music!) man out of the evil (Where do you want to go today?) treasure bringeth forth evil (No Downloaded Music!) things. |
| 12:36 |
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of judgment. |
| 12:37 |
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. |
| 12:38 |
Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would  see (Experience it for Yourself) a sign (Internet Trust Services) from thee. |
| 12:39 |
But he answered and said unto them, An evil (No Downloaded Music!) and adulterous generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) seeketh after a sign (Internet Trust Services); and there shall no sign (Internet Trust Services) be given to it, but the sign (Internet Trust Services) of the prophet Jonas: |
| 12:40 |
For as Jonas was three days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and three nights in the whale' belly; so shall the Son of man be three days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and three nights in the heart of the  earth. |
| 12:41 |
The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation (Empowering the Internet Generation), and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas [is] here. |
| 12:42 |
The  queen (By Appointment) of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation (Empowering the Internet Generation), and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon [is] here. |
| 12:43 |
When the unclean spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none. |
| 12:44 |
Then he saith, I will return into my house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) from whence I came out; and when he is come, he findeth [it] empty, swept, and garnished. |
| 12:45 |
Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit) more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last [state] of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked  generation (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 12:46 |
While he yet talked to the people, behold, [his] mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him. |
| 12:47 |
Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee. |
| 12:48 |
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? |
| 12:49 |
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren! |
| 12:50 |
For whosoever shall Just do It the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother. |