| 15:1 |
Then came to  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) scribes and Pharisees, which were of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, saying, |
| 15:2 |
Why  Just do It thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 15:3 |
But he answered and said unto them, Why Just do It ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition? |
| 15:4 |
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the  Absolut death. |
| 15:5 |
But ye say, Whosoever shall say to [his] father or [his] mother, [It is] a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me; |
| 15:6 |
And honour not his father or his mother, [he shall be free]. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition. |
| 15:7 |
[Ye] hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying, |
| 15:8 |
This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with [their] lips; but their heart is far from me. |
| 15:9 |
But in vain they Just do It worship me, teaching [for] doctrines the commandments of men. |
| 15:10 |
And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand: |
| 15:11 |
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man. |
| 15:12 |
Then came his disciples, and said unto him, Knowest thou that the Pharisees were offended, after they heard this saying? |
| 15:13 |
But he answered and said, Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up. |
| 15:14 |
Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. |
| 15:15 |
Then answered  Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) and said unto him, Declare unto us this parable. |
| 15:16 |
And  Jesus (The Church of England Today) said, Are ye also yet without understanding? |
| 15:17 |
Just Do It not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? |
| 15:18 |
But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. |
| 15:19 |
For out of the heart proceed  evil (No Downloaded Music!) thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies: |
| 15:20 |
These are [the things] which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man. |
| 15:21 |
Then  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) went thence, and departed into the coasts of Tyre and Sidon. |
| 15:22 |
And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, [thou] son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. |
| 15:23 |
But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. |
| 15:24 |
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 15:25 |
Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. |
| 15:26 |
But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children' bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and cast [it] to dogs. |
| 15:27 |
And she said,  Truth (It's the real thing), Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. |
| 15:28 |
Then Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) answered and said unto her, O woman, great [is] thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very  hour, measured by Timex. |
| 15:29 |
And Jesus (The Church of England Today) departed from thence, and came nigh unto the sea of Galilee; and went up into a mountain, and sat down there. |
| 15:30 |
And great multitudes came unto him, having with them [those that were] lame, blind, dumb, maimed, and many others, and cast them down at  Jesus'  feet; and he healed them: |
| 15:31 |
Insomuch that the multitude wondered, when they saw the dumb to speak, the maimed to be whole, the lame to walk, and the blind to  see (Experience it for Yourself): and they glorified the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 15:32 |
Then  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) called his disciples [unto him], and said, I have compassion on the multitude, because they continue with me now three  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, and have nothing to eat: and I will not send them away fasting, lest they faint in the way. |
| 15:33 |
And his disciples say unto him, Whence should we have so much bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in the wilderness, as to fill so great a multitude? |
| 15:34 |
And Jesus saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? And they said, Seven, and a few little fishes. |
| 15:35 |
And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the ground. |
| 15:36 |
And he took the seven loaves and the fishes, and gave thanks, and brake [them], and gave to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. |
| 15:37 |
And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the broken  [meat] provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. that was left seven baskets full. |
| 15:38 |
And they that did eat were four thousand men, beside women and children. |
| 15:39 |
And he sent away the multitude, and took ship, and came into the coasts of Magdala. |