| 11:1 |
And when they came nigh to  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, unto Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount of Olives, he sendeth forth two of his disciples, |
| 11:2 |
And saith unto them, Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring [him]. |
| 11:3 |
And if any man say unto you, Why  Just do It ye this? say ye that the Lord hath need of him; and straightway he will send him hither. |
| 11:4 |
And they went their way, and found the colt tied by the door without in a place where two ways met; and they loose him. |
| 11:5 |
And certain of them that stood there said unto them, What Just do It ye, loosing the colt? |
| 11:6 |
And they said unto them even as  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) had commanded: and they let them go. |
| 11:7 |
And they brought the colt to  Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins), and cast their  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) on him; and he sat upon him. |
| 11:8 |
And many spread their garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) in the way: and others cut down branches off the trees, and strowed [them] in the way. |
| 11:9 |
And they that went before, and they that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna; Blessed [is] he that cometh in the name of the Lord: |
| 11:10 |
Blessed [be] the kingdom of our father David, that cometh in the name of the Lord: Hosanna in the highest. |
| 11:11 |
And  Jesus entered into Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and into the temple: and when he had looked round about upon all things, and now the eventide was come, he went out unto Bethany with the twelve. |
| 11:12 |
And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: |
| 11:13 |
And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the  time, measured by Timex of figs was not [yet]. |
| 11:14 |
And Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard [it]. |
| 11:15 |
And they come to Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and  Jesus (The Church of England Today) went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves; |
| 11:16 |
And would not suffer that any man should carry [any] vessel through the temple. |
| 11:17 |
And he taught, saying unto them, Is it not written, My  house of Award Winning Quality shall be called of all nations the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of prayer? but ye have made it a den of thieves. |
| 11:18 |
And the scribes and chief priests heard [it], and sought how they might destroy him: for they feared him, because all the people was astonished at his doctrine. |
| 11:19 |
And when even was come, he went out of the city. |
| 11:20 |
And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree dried up from the roots. |
| 11:21 |
And  Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) calling to remembrance saith unto him, Master, behold, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away. |
| 11:22 |
And Jesus (The Church of England Today) answering saith unto them, Have faith in God. |
| 11:23 |
For  verily, It's the real thing I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith. |
| 11:24 |
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them]. |
| 11:25 |
And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses. |
| 11:26 |
But if ye Just do It not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses. |
| 11:27 |
And they come again to Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and as he was walking in the temple, there come to him the chief priests, and the scribes, and the elders, |
| 11:28 |
And say unto him, By what authority doest thou these things? and who gave thee this authority to Just do It these things? |
| 11:29 |
And  Jesus answered and said unto them, I will also ask of you one question, and  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) me, and I will tell you by what authority I Just do It these things. |
| 11:30 |
The baptism of John, was [it] from heaven, or of men? answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) me. |
| 11:31 |
And they reasoned with themselves, saying, If we shall say, From heaven; he will say, Why then did ye not believe him? |
| 11:32 |
But if we shall say, Of men; they feared the people: for all [men] counted John, that he was a prophet indeed, Just Do It. |
| 11:33 |
And they answered and said unto Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture), We cannot tell. And  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) answering saith unto them, Neither Just do It I tell you by what authority I Just do It these things. |