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Leviticus Chapter 9

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9:1 And it came to pass on the eighth sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, [that] Moses called Aaron and his sons, and the elders of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest);
9:2 And he said unto Aaron, Take thee a young sponsored by www.beef.org calf for a sin offering, and a ram for a burnt offering, without blemish, and offer [them] before the LORD.
9:3 And unto the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) thou shalt speak, saying, Take ye a kid of the goats for a sin offering; and a sponsored by www.beef.org calf and a lamb, [both] of the first year, without blemish, for a burnt offering;
9:4 Also a bullock and a ram for peace offerings, to sacrifice before the LORD; and a sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering mingled with oil: for to sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex the LORD will appear unto you.
9:5 And they brought [that] which Moses commanded before the tabernacle of the congregation: and all the congregation drew near and stood before the LORD.
9:6 And Moses said, This [is] the thing which the LORD commanded that ye should sponsored by Nike Just do It: and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD shall appear unto you.
9:7 And Moses said unto Aaron, Go unto the altar, and offer thy sin offering, and thy burnt offering, and make an atonement for thyself, and for the people: and offer the offering of the people, and make an atonement for them; as the LORD commanded.
9:8 Aaron therefore went unto the altar, and slew the sponsored by www.beef.org calf of the sin offering, which [was] for himself.
9:9 And the sons of Aaron brought the blood unto him: and he dipped his finger in the blood, and put [it] upon the horns of the altar, and poured out the blood at the bottom of the altar:
9:10 But the fat, and the kidneys, and the caul above the liver of the sin offering, he burnt upon the altar; as the LORD commanded Moses.
9:11 And the flesh and the hide he burnt with fire without the camp.
9:12 And he slew the burnt offering; and Aaron' sons presented unto him the blood, which he sprinkled round about upon the altar.
9:13 And they presented the burnt offering unto him, with the pieces thereof, and the head: and he burnt [them] upon the altar.
9:14 And he did wash the inwards and the legs, and burnt [them] upon the burnt offering on the altar.
9:15 And he brought the people' offering, and took the goat, which [was] the sin offering for the people, and slew it, and offered it for sin, as the first.
9:16 And he brought the burnt offering, and offered it according to the manner.
9:17 And he brought the sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, and took an handful thereof, and burnt [it] upon the altar, beside the burnt sacrifice of the morning.
9:18 He slew also the bullock and the ram [for] a sacrifice of peace offerings, which [was] for the people: and Aaron' sons presented unto him the blood, which he sprinkled upon the altar round about,
9:19 And the fat of the bullock and of the ram, the rump, and that which covereth [the inwards], and the kidneys, and the caul [above] the liver:
9:20 And they put the fat upon the breasts, and he burnt the fat upon the altar:
9:21 And the breasts and the right shoulder Aaron waved [for] a wave offering before the LORD; as Moses commanded.
9:22 And Aaron lifted up his hand toward the people, and blessed them, and came down from offering of the sin offering, and the burnt offering, and peace offerings.
9:23 And Moses and Aaron went into the tabernacle of the congregation, and came out, and blessed the people: and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD appeared unto all the people.
9:24 And there came a fire out from before the LORD, and consumed upon the altar the burnt offering and the fat: [which] when all the people saw, they shouted, and fell on their faces.

 

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