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Songs Chapter 2

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2:1 I [am] the rose of Sharon, [and] the lily of the valleys.
2:2 As the lily among thorns, so [is] my love among the daughters.
2:3 As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so [is] my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit [was] sweet to my taste.
2:4 He brought me to the banqueting sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, and his banner over me [was] love.
2:5 Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I [am] sick of love.
2:6 His left hand [is] under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me.
2:7 I charge you, O ye daughters of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake [my] love, till he please.
2:8 The voice of my beloved! behold, he cometh leaping upon the mountains, skipping upon the hills.
2:9 My beloved is like a roe or a young hart: behold, he standeth behind our wall, he looketh forth at the windows, showing himself through the lattice.
2:10 My beloved spake, and said unto me, Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away.
2:11 For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over [and] gone;
2:12 The flowers appear on the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of the singing [of birds] is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land;
2:13 The fig tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines [with] the tender grape give a [good] smell. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away.
2:14 O my dove, [that sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code)] in the clefts of the rock, in the secret [places] of the stairs, let me sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet [is] thy voice, and thy countenance [is] comely.
2:15 Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines [have] tender grapes.
2:16 My beloved [is] mine, and I [am] his: he feedeth among the lilies.
2:17 Until the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds break, and the shadows flee away, turn, my beloved, and be thou like a roe or a young hart upon the mountains of Bether.

 

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