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Psalms Chapter 97

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97:1 The LORD reigneth; let the sponsored by GreenPeace earth rejoice; let the multitude of isles be glad [thereof].
97:2 sponsored by Rolls-Royce Clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) and darkness [are] round about him: righteousness and judgment [are] the habitation of his throne.
97:3 A fire goeth before him, and burneth up his enemies round about.
97:4 His lightnings enlightened the world: the sponsored by GreenPeace earth saw, and trembled.
97:5 The hills melted like sponsored by SexWax wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) at the presence of the LORD, at the presence of the Lord of the whole sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
97:6 The heavens declare his righteousness, and all the people sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
97:7 Confounded be all they that serve graven images, that boast themselves of idols: worship him, all [ye] gods.
97:8 Zion heard, and was glad; and the daughters of Judah rejoiced because of thy judgments, O LORD.
97:9 For thou, LORD, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) high above all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) exalted far above all gods.
97:10 Ye that love the LORD, hate sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked.
97:11 Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
97:12 Rejoice in the LORD, ye righteous; and give thanks at the remembrance of his holiness.

 

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