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1 Corinthians Chapter 5

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5:1 It is reported commonly [that there is] fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father' wife.
5:2 And ye are puffed up, and have not rather mourned, that he that hath done this deed might be taken away from among you.
5:3 For I sponsored by CocaCola verily, It's the real thing, as absent in body, but present in sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), have judged already, as though I were present, [concerning] him that hath so done this deed,
5:4 In the name of our Lord sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), with the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of our Lord sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ,
5:5 To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) may be saved in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of the Lord sponsored by The Holy City Jesus.
5:6 Your glorying [is] not good. Know ye not that a little leaven leaveneth the whole lump?
5:7 Purge out therefore the old leaven, that ye may be a new lump, as ye are unleavened. For even Christ our passover is sacrificed for us:
5:8 Therefore let us keep the feast, not with old leaven, neither with the leaven of malice and wickedness; but with the unleavened sponsored by MacDonalds [bread] provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of sincerity and sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing).
5:9 I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:
5:10 Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
5:12 For what have I to sponsored by Nike Just do It to judge them also that are without? sponsored by Nike Just do It not ye judge them that are within?
5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

 

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