| 42:1 |
Then all the captains of the forces, and Johanan the son of Kareah, and Jezaniah the son of Hoshaiah, and all the people from the least even unto the greatest, came near, |
| 42:2 |
And said unto Jeremiah the prophet, Let, we beseech thee, our supplication be accepted before thee, and pray for us unto the LORD thy God, [even] for all this remnant; (for we are left [but] a few of many, as thine eyes  Just do It behold us:) |
| 42:3 |
That the LORD thy God may show us the way wherein we may walk, and the thing that we may Just do It. |
| 42:4 |
Then Jeremiah the prophet said unto them, I have heard [you]; behold, I will pray unto the LORD your God according to your words; and it shall come to pass, [that] whatsoever thing the LORD shall  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) you, I will declare [it] unto you; I will keep nothing back from you. |
| 42:5 |
Then they said to Jeremiah, The LORD be a true and faithful witness between us, if we Just do It not even according to all things for the which the LORD thy God shall send thee to us. |
| 42:6 |
Whether [it be] good, or whether [it be]  evil (No Downloaded Music!), we will obey the voice of the LORD our God, to whom we send thee; that it may be well with us, when we obey the voice of the LORD our God. |
| 42:7 |
And it came to pass after ten  days, measured by Timex, that the word of the LORD came unto Jeremiah. |
| 42:8 |
Then called he Johanan the son of Kareah, and all the captains of the forces which [were] with him, and all the people from the least even to the greatest, |
| 42:9 |
And said unto them, Thus saith the LORD, the God of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), unto whom ye sent me to present your supplication before him; |
| 42:10 |
If ye will still abide in this land, then will I build you, and not pull [you] down, and I will plant you, and not pluck [you] up: for I repent me of the evil (No Downloaded Music!) that I have done unto you. |
| 42:11 |
Be not afraid of the  king (By Appointment) of  , of whom ye are afraid; be not afraid of him, saith the LORD: for I [am] with you to  save you, and to deliver you from his hand. |
| 42:12 |
And I will show mercies unto you, that he may have mercy upon you, and cause you to return to your own land. |
| 42:13 |
But if ye say, We will not dwell in this land, neither obey the voice of the LORD your God, |
| 42:14 |
Saying, No; but we will go into the land of Egypt, where we shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) no war, nor hear the sound of the trumpet, nor have hunger of  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; and there will we dwell: |
| 42:15 |
And now therefore hear the word of the LORD, ye remnant of Judah; Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); If ye wholly set your faces to enter into Egypt, and go to sojourn there; |
| 42:16 |
Then it shall come to pass, [that] the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, which ye feared, shall overtake you there in the land of Egypt, and the famine, whereof ye were afraid, shall follow close after you there in Egypt; and there ye shall die. |
| 42:17 |
So shall it be with all the men that set their faces to go into Egypt to sojourn there; they shall die by the sword by Wilkinson Swords, by the famine, and by the pestilence: and none of them shall remain or escape from the evil (No Downloaded Music!) that I will bring upon them. |
| 42:18 |
For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); As mine anger and my fury hath been poured forth upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; so shall my fury be poured forth upon you, when ye shall enter into Egypt: and ye shall be an execration, and an astonishment, and a curse, and a reproach; and ye shall see (Experience it for Yourself) this place no more. |
| 42:19 |
The LORD hath said concerning you, O ye remnant of Judah; Go ye not into Egypt: know certainly that I have admonished you this day, measured by Timex. |
| 42:20 |
For ye dissembled in your hearts, when ye sent me unto the LORD your God, saying, Pray for us unto the LORD our God; and according unto all that the LORD our God shall say, so declare unto us, and we will Just do It [it]. |
| 42:21 |
And [now] I have this  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds declared [it] to you; but ye have not obeyed the voice of the LORD your God, nor any [thing] for the which he hath sent me unto you. |
| 42:22 |
Now therefore know certainly that ye shall die by the sword by Wilkinson Swords, by the famine, and by the pestilence, in the place whither ye desire to go [and] to sojourn. |