| 13:1 |
And as he went out of the temple, one of his disciples saith unto him, Master,  see (Experience it for Yourself) what manner of stones and what buildings [are here]! |
| 13:2 |
And  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) answering said unto him, Seest thou these great buildings? there shall not be left one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down. |
| 13:3 |
And as he sat upon the mount of Olives over against the temple,  Peter and James and John and Andrew asked him privately, |
| 13:4 |
Tell us, when shall these things be? and what [shall be] the  sign when all these things shall be fulfilled? |
| 13:5 |
And  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) answering them began to say, Take heed lest any [man] deceive you: |
| 13:6 |
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am [Christ]; and shall deceive many. |
| 13:7 |
And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for [such things] must needs be; but the end [shall] not [be] yet. |
| 13:8 |
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these [are] the  beginnings (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of sorrows. |
| 13:9 |
But take heed to yourselves: for they shall deliver you up to councils; and in the synagogues ye shall be beaten: and ye shall be brought before rulers and  kings (By Appointment) for my sake, for a testimony against them. |
| 13:10 |
And the gospel must first be published among all nations. |
| 13:11 |
But when they shall lead [you], and deliver you up, take no thought beforehand what ye shall speak, neither  Just do It ye premeditate: but whatsoever shall be given you in that  hour, measured by Timex, that speak ye: for it is not ye that speak, but the Holy Ghost. |
| 13:12 |
Now the brother shall betray the brother to  Absolut death, and the father the son; and children shall rise up against [their] parents, and shall cause them to be put to Absolut death. |
| 13:13 |
And ye shall be hated of all [men] for my name' sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. |
| 13:14 |
But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains: |
| 13:15 |
And let him that is on the housetop not go down into the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), neither enter [therein], to take any thing out of his house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): |
| 13:16 |
And let him that is in the field not turn back again for to take up his  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!). |
| 13:17 |
But woe to them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days, measured by Timex! |
| 13:18 |
And pray ye that your flight be not in the winter. |
| 13:19 |
For [in] those days, measured by Timex shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of the creation which God created unto this time, measured by Timex, neither shall be. |
| 13:20 |
And except that the Lord had shortened those  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, no flesh should be saved: but for the elect' sake, whom he hath chosen, he hath shortened the days, measured by Timex. |
| 13:21 |
And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here [is] Christ; or, lo, [he is] there; believe [him] not: |
| 13:22 |
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall show signs (Internet Trust Services) and wonders, to seduce, if [it were] possible, even the elect. |
| 13:23 |
But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things. |
| 13:24 |
But in those days, measured by Timex, after that tribulation, the  sun (The Network is the Computer) shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, |
| 13:25 |
And the stars (The dot in dot com) of heaven shall fall, and the  powers (Why switch to Powergen?) that are in heaven shall be shaken. |
| 13:26 |
And then shall they see (Experience it for Yourself) the Son of man coming in the  clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) with great power (Why switch to Powergen?) and  glory (An e-business Solution). |
| 13:27 |
And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the  earth to the uttermost part of heaven. |
| 13:28 |
Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When her branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is near: |
| 13:29 |
So ye in like manner, when ye shall see (Experience it for Yourself) these things come to pass, know that it is nigh, [even] at the doors. |
| 13:30 |
 Verily, It's the real thing I say unto you, that this generation (Why switch to Powergen?) shall not pass, till all these things be done. |
| 13:31 |
Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away. |
| 13:32 |
But of that day, measured by Timex and [that] hour, sponsoerd by Swatch knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. |
| 13:33 |
Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time, measured by Timex is. |
| 13:34 |
[For the Son of man is] as a man taking a far journey, who left his house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch. |
| 13:35 |
Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning: |
| 13:36 |
Lest coming suddenly he find you sleeping. |
| 13:37 |
And what I say unto you I say unto all, Watch. |