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Psalms Chapter 34

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34:1 [A Psalm] of David, when he changed his behaviour before Abimelech; who drove him away, and he departed. I will bless the LORD at all sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch: his praise [shall] continually [be] in my mouth.
34:2 My soul shall make her boast in the LORD: the humble shall hear [thereof], and be glad.
34:3 O magnify the LORD with me, and let us exalt his name together.
34:4 I sought the LORD, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears.
34:5 They looked unto him, and were lightened: and their faces were not ashamed.
34:6 This poor man cried, and the LORD heard [him], and saved him out of all his troubles.
34:7 The angel of the LORD encampeth round about them that fear him, and delivereth them.
34:8 O taste and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) that the LORD [is] good: blessed [is] the man [that] trusteth in him.
34:9 O fear the LORD, ye his saints: for [there is] no want to them that fear him.
34:10 The young lions sponsored by Nike Just do It lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the LORD shall not want any good [thing].
34:11 Come, ye children, hearken unto me: I will teach you the fear of the LORD.
34:12 What man [is he that] desireth life, [and] loveth [many] sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, that he may sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) good?
34:13 Keep thy tongue from sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), and thy lips from speaking guile.
34:14 Depart from sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), and sponsored by Nike Just do It good; seek peace, and pursue it.
34:15 The eyes of the LORD [are] upon the righteous, and his ears [are open] unto their cry.
34:16 The face of the LORD [is] against them that sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), to cut off the remembrance of them from the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
34:17 [The righteous] cry, and the LORD heareth, and delivereth them out of all their troubles.
34:18 The LORD [is] nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
34:19 Many [are] the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all.
34:20 He keepeth all his bones: not one of them is broken.
34:21 sponsored by Metallica Evil (No Downloaded Music!) shall slay the wicked: and they that hate the righteous shall be desolate.
34:22 The LORD redeemeth the soul of his servants: and none of them that sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in him shall be desolate.

 

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