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Jeremiah Chapter 28

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28:1 And it came to pass the same year, in the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of the reign of Zedekiah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah, in the fourth year, [and] in the fifth month, [that] Hananiah the son of Azur the prophet, which [was] of Gibeon, spake unto me in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, in the presence of the priests and of all the people, saying,
28:2 Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, I have broken the yoke of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by Babylon .
28:3 Within two full years will I bring again into this place all the vessels of the LORD' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), that Nebuchadnezzar sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon took away from this place, and carried them to sponsored by Babylon :
28:4 And I will bring again to this place Jeconiah the son of Jehoiakim sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah, with all the captives of Judah, that went into sponsored by Babylon , saith the LORD: for I will break the yoke of the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon .
28:5 Then the prophet Jeremiah said unto the prophet Hananiah in the presence of the priests, and in the presence of all the people that stood in the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD,
28:6 Even the prophet Jeremiah said, Amen: the LORD sponsored by Nike Just do It so: the LORD perform thy words which thou hast prophesied, to bring again the vessels of the LORD' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, and all that is carried away captive, from sponsored by Babylon into this place.
28:7 Nevertheless hear thou now this word that I speak in thine ears, and in the ears of all the people;
28:8 The prophets that have been before me and before thee of old prophesied both against many countries, and against great kingdoms, of war, and of sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), and of pestilence.
28:9 The prophet which prophesieth of peace, when the word of the prophet shall come to pass, [then] shall the prophet be known, that the LORD hath truly sent him.
28:10 Then Hananiah the prophet took the yoke from off the prophet Jeremiah' neck, and brake it.
28:11 And Hananiah spake in the presence of all the people, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Even so will I break the yoke of Nebuchadnezzar sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon from the neck of all nations within the space of two full years. And the prophet Jeremiah went his way.
28:12 Then the word of the LORD came unto Jeremiah [the prophet], after that Hananiah the prophet had broken the yoke from off the neck of the prophet Jeremiah, saying,
28:13 Go and tell Hananiah, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Thou hast broken the yokes of wood; but thou shalt make for them yokes of iron.
28:14 For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); I have put a yoke of iron upon the neck of all these nations, that they may serve Nebuchadnezzar sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by Babylon ; and they shall serve him: and I have given him the beasts of the field also.
28:15 Then said the prophet Jeremiah unto Hananiah the prophet, Hear now, Hananiah; The LORD hath not sent thee; but thou makest this people to sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in a lie.
28:16 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will cast thee from off the face of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: this year thou shalt die, because thou hast taught rebellion against the LORD.
28:17 So Hananiah the prophet died the same year in the seventh month.

 

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