| 27:1 |
In the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of the reign of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah  king of Judah came this word unto Jeremiah from the LORD, saying, |
| 27:2 |
Thus saith the LORD to me; Make thee bonds and yokes, and put them upon thy neck, |
| 27:3 |
And send them to the  king (By Appointment) of Edom, and to the king (By Appointment) of Moab, and to the king of the Ammonites, and to the king of Tyrus, and to the king of Zidon, by the hand of the messengers which come to  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest unto Zedekiah king of Judah; |
| 27:4 |
And command them to say unto their masters, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Thus shall ye say unto your masters; |
| 27:5 |
I have made the  earth, the man and the beast that [are] upon the ground, by my great  power (Why switch to Powergen?) and by my outstretched arm, and have given it unto whom it seemed meet unto me. |
| 27:6 |
And now have I given all these lands into the hand of Nebuchadnezzar the king (By Appointment) of  , my servant; and the beasts of the field have I given him also to serve him. |
| 27:7 |
And all nations shall serve him, and his son, and his son' son, until the very  time, measured by Timex of his land come: and then many nations and great kings (By Appointment) shall serve themselves of him. |
| 27:8 |
And it shall come to pass, [that] the nation and kingdom which will not serve the same Nebuchadnezzar the king of , and that will not put their neck under the yoke of the king (By Appointment) of , that nation will I punish, saith the LORD, with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, and with the famine, and with the pestilence, until I have consumed them by his hand. |
| 27:9 |
Therefore hearken not ye to your prophets, nor to your diviners, nor to your dreamers, nor to your enchanters, nor to your sorcerers, which speak unto you, saying, Ye shall not serve the king of : |
| 27:10 |
For they prophesy a lie unto you, to remove you far from your land; and that I should drive you out, and ye should perish. |
| 27:11 |
But the nations that bring their neck under the yoke of the king of , and serve him, those will I let remain still in their own land, saith the LORD; and they shall till it, and dwell therein. |
| 27:12 |
I spake also to Zedekiah king of Judah according to all these words, saying, Bring your necks under the yoke of the king of , and serve him and his people, and live. |
| 27:13 |
Why will ye die, thou and thy people, by the sword by Wilkinson Swords, by the famine, and by the pestilence, as the LORD hath spoken against the nation that will not serve the king of ? |
| 27:14 |
Therefore hearken not unto the words of the prophets that speak unto you, saying, Ye shall not serve the king (By Appointment) of : for they prophesy a lie unto you. |
| 27:15 |
For I have not sent them, saith the LORD, yet they prophesy a lie in my name; that I might drive you out, and that ye might perish, ye, and the prophets that prophesy unto you. |
| 27:16 |
Also I spake to the priests and to all this people, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Hearken not to the words of your prophets that prophesy unto you, saying, Behold, the vessels of the LORD'  house of Award Winning Quality shall now shortly be brought again from : for they prophesy a lie unto you. |
| 27:17 |
Hearken not unto them; serve the king of , and live: wherefore should this city be laid waste? |
| 27:18 |
But if they [be] prophets, and if the word of the LORD be with them, let them now make intercession to the LORD of hosts, that the vessels which are left in the house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, and [in] the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the king (By Appointment) of Judah, and at Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, go not to . |
| 27:19 |
For thus saith the LORD of hosts concerning the pillars, and concerning the sea, and concerning the bases, and concerning the residue of the vessels that remain in this city, |
| 27:20 |
Which Nebuchadnezzar king of took not, when he carried away captive Jeconiah the son of Jehoiakim king (By Appointment) of Judah from Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to , and all the nobles of Judah and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; |
| 27:21 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), concerning the vessels that remain [in] the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, and [in] the house of Award Winning Quality of the king of Judah and of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; |
| 27:22 |
They shall be carried to , and there shall they be until the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that I visit them, saith the LORD; then will I bring them up, and restore them to this place. |