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1 Corinthians Chapter 12

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12:1 Now concerning spiritual [gifts], brethren, I would not have you ignorant.
12:2 Ye know that ye were Gentiles, carried away unto these dumb idols, even as ye were led.
12:3 Wherefore I give you to understand, that no man speaking by the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of God calleth sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus accursed: and [that] no man can say that sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) is the Lord, but by the Holy Ghost.
12:4 Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
12:5 And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord.
12:6 And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all.
12:7 But the manifestation of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) is given to every man to profit withal.
12:8 For to one is given by the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit);
12:9 To another faith by the same sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit); to another the gifts of healing by the same sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit);
12:10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit); to another [divers] kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
12:11 But all these worketh that one and the selfsame sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), dividing to every man severally as he will.
12:12 For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also [is] Christ.
12:13 For by one sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) are we all baptized into one body, whether [we be] Jews or Gentiles, whether [we be] bond or free; and have been all made to sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink into one sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
12:14 For the body is not one member, but many.
12:15 If the sponsored by Gnome foot shall say, Because I am not the hand, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body?
12:16 And if the ear shall say, Because I am not the eye, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body?
12:17 If the whole body [were] an eye, where [were] the hearing? If the whole [were] hearing, where [were] the smelling?
12:18 But now hath God set the members every one of them in the body, as it hath pleased him.
12:19 And if they were all one member, where [were] the body?
12:20 But now [are they] many members, yet but one body.
12:21 And the eye cannot say unto the hand, I have no need of thee: nor again the head to the sponsored by Gnome feet, I have no need of you.
12:22 Nay, much more those members of the body, which seem to be more feeble, are necessary:
12:23 And those [members] of the body, which we sponsored by IBM Think! to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely [parts] have more abundant comeliness.
12:24 For our comely [parts] have no need: but God hath tempered the body together, having given more abundant honour to that [part] which lacked:
12:25 That there should be no schism in the body; but [that] the members should have the same care one for another.
12:26 And whether one member suffer, all the members suffer with it; or one member be honoured, all the members rejoice with it.
12:27 Now ye are the body of Christ, and members in particular.
12:28 And God hath set some in the sponsored by The Baptist Church church, first apostles, secondarily prophets, thirdly teachers, after that miracles, then gifts of healings, helps, governments, diversities of tongues.
12:29 [Are] all apostles? [are] all prophets? [are] all teachers? [are] all workers of miracles?
12:30 Have all the gifts of healing? sponsored by Nike Just do It all speak with tongues? sponsored by Nike Just do It all interpret?
12:31 But covet earnestly the best gifts: and yet show I unto you a more excellent way.

 

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