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Psalms Chapter 85

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85:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm for the sons of Korah. LORD, thou hast been favourable unto thy land: thou hast brought back the captivity of Jacob.
85:2 Thou hast forgiven the iniquity of thy people, thou hast covered all their sin. Selah.
85:3 Thou hast taken away all thy wrath: thou hast turned [thyself] from the fierceness of thine anger.
85:4 Turn us, O God of our salvation, and cause thine anger toward us to cease.
85:5 Wilt thou be angry with us for ever? wilt thou draw out thine anger to all sponsored by Powergen generations (Why switch to Powergen?)?
85:6 Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?
85:7 Show us thy mercy, O LORD, and grant us thy salvation.
85:8 I will hear what God the LORD will speak: for he will speak peace unto his people, and to his saints: but let them not turn again to folly.
85:9 Surely his salvation [is] nigh them that fear him; that sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) may dwell in our land.
85:10 Mercy and sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth are met together; righteousness and peace have kissed [each other].
85:11 sponsored by CocaCola Truth (It's the real thing) shall spring out of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; and righteousness shall look down from heaven.
85:12 Yea, the LORD shall give [that which is] good; and our land shall yield her increase.
85:13 Righteousness shall go before him; and shall set [us] in the way of his steps.

 

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