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Micah Chapter 7

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7:1 Woe is me! for I am as when they have gathered the summer fruits, as the grapegleanings of the vintage: [there is] no cluster to eat: my soul desired the firstripe fruit.
7:2 The good [man] is perished out of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: and [there is] none upright among men: they all lie in wait for blood; they hunt every man his brother with a sponsored by Sun Microsystems net (The Network is the Computer).
7:3 That they may sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) with both hands earnestly, the prince asketh, and the judge [asketh] for a reward; and the great [man], he uttereth his mischievous desire: so they wrap it up.
7:4 The best of them [is] as a brier: the most upright [is sharper] than a thorn hedge: the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of thy watchmen [and] thy visitation cometh; now shall be their perplexity.
7:5 sponsored by Verisign Trust (Internet Trust Services) ye not in a friend, put ye not confidence in a guide: keep the doors of thy mouth from her that lieth in thy bosom.
7:6 For the son dishonoureth the father, the daughter riseth up against her mother, the daughter in law against her mother in law; a man' enemies [are] the men of his own sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
7:7 Therefore I will look unto the LORD; I will wait for the God of my salvation: my God will hear me.
7:8 Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD [shall be] a light unto me.
7:9 I will bear the indignation of the LORD, because I have sinned against him, until he plead my cause, and execute judgment for me: he will bring me forth to the light, [and] I shall behold his righteousness.
7:10 Then [she that is] mine enemy shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and shame shall cover her which said unto me, Where is the LORD thy God? mine eyes shall behold her: now shall she be trodden down as the mire of the streets.
7:11 [In] the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that thy walls are to be built, [in] that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex shall the decree be far removed.
7:12 [In] that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex [also] he shall come even to thee from Assyria, and [from] the fortified cities, and from the fortress even to the river, and from sea to sea, and [from] mountain to mountain.
7:13 Notwithstanding the land shall be desolate because of them that dwell therein, for the fruit of their doings.
7:14 Feed thy people with thy rod, the flock of thine heritage, which dwell solitarily [in] the wood, in the midst of Carmel: let them feed [in] Bashan and Gilead, as in the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of old.
7:15 According to the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy coming out of the land of Egypt will I show unto him marvellous [things].
7:16 The nations shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) and be confounded at all their might: they shall lay [their] hand upon [their] mouth, their ears shall be deaf.
7:17 They shall lick the dust like a serpent, they shall move out of their holes like worms of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: they shall be afraid of the LORD our God, and shall fear because of thee.
7:18 Who [is] a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? he retaineth not his anger for ever, because he delighteth [in] mercy.
7:19 He will turn again, he will have compassion upon us; he will subdue our iniquities; and thou wilt cast all their sins into the depths of the sea.
7:20 Thou wilt perform the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth to Jacob, [and] the mercy to Abraham, which thou hast sworn unto our fathers from the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of old.

 

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