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Micah Chapter 6

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6:1 Hear ye now what the LORD saith; Arise, contend thou before the mountains, and let the hills hear thy voice.
6:2 Hear ye, O mountains, the LORD' controversy, and ye strong foundations of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: for the LORD hath a controversy with his people, and he will plead with sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
6:3 O my people, what have I done unto thee? and wherein have I wearied thee? testify against me.
6:4 For I brought thee up out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed thee out of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of servants; and I sent before thee Moses, Aaron, and Miriam.
6:5 O my people, remember now what Balak sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Moab consulted, and what Balaam the son of Beor answered him from Shittim unto Gilgal; that ye may know the righteousness of the LORD.
6:6 Wherewith shall I come before the LORD, [and] bow myself before the high God? shall I come before him with burnt offerings, with sponsored by www.beef.org calves of a year old?
6:7 Will the LORD be pleased with thousands of rams, [or] with ten thousands of rivers of oil? shall I give my firstborn [for] my transgression, the fruit of my body [for] the sin of my soul?
6:8 He hath showed thee, O man, what [is] good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to sponsored by Nike Just do It justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?
6:9 The LORD' voice crieth unto the city, and [the man of] wisdom shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) thy name: hear ye the rod, and who hath appointed it.
6:10 Are there yet the treasures of wickedness in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the wicked, and the scant measure [that is] abominable?
6:11 Shall I count [them] pure with the wicked balances, and with the bag of deceitful weights?
6:12 For the rich men thereof are full of violence, and the inhabitants thereof have spoken lies, and their tongue [is] deceitful in their mouth.
6:13 Therefore also will I make [thee] sick in smiting thee, in making [thee] desolate because of thy sins.
6:14 Thou shalt eat, but not be satisfied; and thy casting down [shall be] in the midst of thee; and thou shalt take hold, but shalt not deliver; and [that] which thou deliverest will I give up to the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords.
6:15 Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine, but shalt not sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine.
6:16 For the statutes of Omri are kept, and all the works of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ahab, and ye walk in their counsels; that I should make thee a desolation, and the inhabitants thereof an hissing: therefore ye shall bear the reproach of my people.

 

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