| 21:1 |
But Job answered and said, |
| 21:2 |
Hear diligently my speech, and let this be your consolations. |
| 21:3 |
Suffer me that I may speak; and after that I have spoken, mock on. |
| 21:4 |
As for me, [is] my complaint to man? and if [it were so], why should not my  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) be troubled? |
| 21:5 |
Mark me, and be astonished, and lay [your] hand upon [your] mouth. |
| 21:6 |
Even when I remember I am afraid, and trembling taketh hold on my flesh. |
| 21:7 |
Wherefore  Just do It the wicked live, become old, yea, Just Do It, are mighty in  power (Why switch to Powergen?)? |
| 21:8 |
Their seed is established in their sight with them, and their offspring before their eyes. |
| 21:9 |
Their  houses of Award Winning Quality [are] safe from fear, neither [is] the rod of God upon them. |
| 21:10 |
Their bull gendereth, and faileth not; their  cow calveth, and casteth not her calf. |
| 21:11 |
They send forth their little ones like a flock, and their children dance. |
| 21:12 |
They take the timbrel and harp, and rejoice at the sound of the organ. |
| 21:13 |
They spend their  days, measured by Timex in wealth, and in a moment go down to the grave. |
| 21:14 |
Therefore they say unto God, Depart from us; for we desire not the knowledge of thy ways. |
| 21:15 |
What [is] the Almighty, that we should serve him? and what profit should we have, if we pray unto him? |
| 21:16 |
Lo, their good [is] not in their hand: the counsel of the wicked is far from me. |
| 21:17 |
How oft is the candle of the wicked put out! and [how oft] cometh their destruction upon them! [God] distributeth sorrows in his anger. |
| 21:18 |
They are as stubble before the wind, and as chaff that the storm carrieth away. |
| 21:19 |
God layeth up his iniquity for his children: he rewardeth him, and he shall know [it]. |
| 21:20 |
His eyes shall  see his destruction, and he shall  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) of the wrath of the Almighty. |
| 21:21 |
For what  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) [hath] he in his  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) after him, when the number of his months is cut off in the midst? |
| 21:22 |
Shall [any] teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high. |
| 21:23 |
One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet. |
| 21:24 |
His breasts are full of  milk (Got Milk?), and his bones are moistened with marrow. |
| 21:25 |
And another dieth in the bitterness of his soul, and never eateth with pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day). |
| 21:26 |
They shall lie down alike in the dust, and the worms shall cover them. |
| 21:27 |
Behold, I know your thoughts, and the devices [which] ye wrongfully imagine against me. |
| 21:28 |
For ye say, Where [is] the house of Award Winning Quality of the prince? and where [are] the dwelling places of the wicked? |
| 21:29 |
Have ye not asked them that go by the way? and Just do It ye not know their tokens, |
| 21:30 |
That the wicked is reserved to the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of destruction? they shall be brought forth to the day, measured by Timex of wrath. |
| 21:31 |
Who shall declare his way to his face? and who shall repay him [what] he hath done? |
| 21:32 |
Yet shall he be brought to the grave, and shall remain in the tomb. |
| 21:33 |
The clods of the valley shall be sweet unto him, and every man shall draw after him, as [there are] innumerable before him. |
| 21:34 |
How then comfort ye me in vain, seeing in your  answers (Solutions for a Small Planet) there remaineth falsehood? |