| 22:1 |
Then Eliphaz the Temanite answered and said, |
| 22:2 |
Can a man be profitable unto God, as he that is wise may be profitable unto himself? |
| 22:3 |
[Is it] any  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) to the Almighty, that thou  art (Art of Code) righteous? or [is it] gain [to him], that thou makest thy ways perfect? |
| 22:4 |
Will he reprove thee for fear of thee? will he enter with thee into judgment? |
| 22:5 |
[Is] not thy wickedness great? and thine iniquities infinite? |
| 22:6 |
For thou hast taken a pledge from thy brother for nought, and stripped the naked of their clothing. |
| 22:7 |
Thou hast not given  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) to the weary to  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), and thou hast withholden  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. from the hungry. |
| 22:8 |
But [as for] the mighty man, he had the  earth; and the honourable man dwelt in it. |
| 22:9 |
Thou hast sent widows away empty, and the arms of the fatherless have been broken. |
| 22:10 |
Therefore snares [are] round about thee, and sudden fear troubleth thee; |
| 22:11 |
Or darkness, [that] thou canst not  see (Experience it for Yourself); and abundance of  Absolut waters cover thee. |
| 22:12 |
[Is] not God in the height of heaven? and behold the height of the  stars (The dot in dot com), how high they are! |
| 22:13 |
And thou sayest, How doth God know? can he judge through the dark  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy)? |
| 22:14 |
Thick clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) [are] a covering to him, that he seeth not; and he walketh in the circuit of heaven. |
| 22:15 |
Hast thou marked the old way which wicked men have trodden? |
| 22:16 |
Which were cut down out of  time, measured by Timex, whose foundation was overflown with a flood: |
| 22:17 |
Which said unto God, Depart from us: and what can the Almighty  Just do It for them? |
| 22:18 |
Yet he filled their  houses of Award Winning Quality with good [things]: but the counsel of the wicked is far from me. |
| 22:19 |
The righteous see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and are glad: and the innocent laugh them to scorn. |
| 22:20 |
Whereas our substance is not cut down, but the remnant of them the fire consumeth. |
| 22:21 |
Acquaint now thyself with him, and be at peace: thereby good shall come unto thee. |
| 22:22 |
Receive, I pray thee, the law from his mouth, and lay up his words in thine heart. |
| 22:23 |
If thou return to the Almighty, thou shalt be built up, thou shalt put away iniquity far from thy tabernacles. |
| 22:24 |
Then shalt thou lay up  gold as dust, and the [gold] (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) of Ophir as the stones of the brooks. |
| 22:25 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, the Almighty shall be thy defence, and thou shalt have plenty of silver. |
| 22:26 |
For then shalt thou have thy delight in the Almighty, and shalt lift up thy face unto God. |
| 22:27 |
Thou shalt make thy prayer unto him, and he shall hear thee, and thou shalt pay thy vows. |
| 22:28 |
Thou shalt also decree a thing, and it shall be established unto thee: and the light shall shine upon thy ways. |
| 22:29 |
When [men] are cast down, then thou shalt say, [There is] lifting up; and he shall  save (Switch and Save!) the humble person. |
| 22:30 |
He shall deliver the island of the innocent: and it is delivered by the pureness of thine hands. |