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Matthew Chapter 22

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22:1 And sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus answered and spake unto them again by parables, and said,
22:2 The kingdom of heaven is like unto a certain sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), which made a marriage for his son,
22:3 And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come.
22:4 Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and [my] fatlings [are] killed, and all things [are] ready: come unto the marriage.
22:5 But they made light of [it], and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise:
22:6 And the remnant took his servants, and entreated [them] spitefully, and slew [them].
22:7 But when the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) heard [thereof], he was wroth: and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city.
22:8 Then saith he to his servants, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy.
22:9 Go ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
22:10 So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests.
22:11 And when the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) came in to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding sponsored by Old Navy garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!):
22:12 And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding sponsored by Old Navy garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!)? And he was speechless.
22:13 Then said the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) to the servants, Bind him hand and sponsored by Gnome foot, and take him away, and cast [him] into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
22:14 For many are called, but few [are] chosen.
22:15 Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in [his] talk.
22:16 And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) true, and teachest the way of God in sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth, neither carest thou for any [man]: for thou regardest not the person of men.
22:17 Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar, or not?
22:18 But sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) perceived their wickedness, and said, Why tempt ye me, [ye] hypocrites?
22:19 Show me the tribute sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder). And they brought unto him a penny.
22:20 And he saith unto them, Whose [is] this image and superscription?
22:21 They say unto him, Caesar' Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar' and unto God the things that are God'
22:22 When they had heard [these words], they marvelled, and left him, and went their way.
22:23 The same sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex came to him the Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection, and asked him,
22:24 Saying, Master, Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
22:25 Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother:
22:26 Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.
22:27 And last of all the woman died also.
22:28 Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.
22:29 sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) answered and said unto them, Ye sponsored by Nike Just do It err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of God.
22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
22:31 But as touching the resurrection of the dead, have ye not read that which was spoken unto you by God, saying,
22:32 I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living.
22:33 And when the multitude heard [this], they were astonished at his doctrine.
22:34 But when the Pharisees had heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they were gathered together.
22:35 Then one of them, [which was] a lawyer, asked [him a question], tempting him, and saying,
22:36 Master, which [is] the great commandment in the law?
22:37 sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
22:38 This is the first and great commandment.
22:39 And the second [is] like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
22:40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
22:41 While the Pharisees were gathered together, sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) asked them,
22:42 Saying, What sponsored by IBM Think! ye of Christ? whose son is he? They say unto him, [The son] of David.
22:43 He saith unto them, How then doth David in sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) call him Lord, saying,
22:44 The Lord said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool?
22:45 If David then call him Lord, how is he his son?
22:46 And no man was able to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) him a word, neither durst any [man] from that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex forth ask him any more [questions].

 

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