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Isaiah Chapter 63

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63:1 Who [is] this that cometh from Edom, with dyed sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) from Bozrah? this [that is] glorious in his apparel, travelling in the greatness of his strength? I that speak in righteousness, mighty to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!).
63:2 Wherefore sponsored by ArtOfCode [art (Art of Code) thou] red in thine apparel, and thy sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) like him that treadeth in the winefat?
63:3 I have trodden the winepress alone; and of the people [there was] none with me: for I will tread them in mine anger, and trample them in my fury; and their blood shall be sprinkled upon my sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and I will stain all my raiment.
63:4 For the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of vengeance [is] in mine heart, and the year of my redeemed is come.
63:5 And I looked, and [there was] none to help; and I wondered that [there was] none to uphold: therefore mine own arm brought salvation unto me; and my fury, it upheld me.
63:6 And I will tread down the people in mine anger, and make them drunk in my fury, and I will bring down their strength to the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
63:7 I will mention the lovingkindnesses of the LORD, [and] the praises of the LORD, according to all that the LORD hath bestowed on us, and the great goodness toward the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which he hath bestowed on them according to his mercies, and according to the multitude of his lovingkindnesses.
63:8 For he said, Surely they [are] my people, children [that] will not lie: so he was their Saviour.
63:9 In all their affliction he was afflicted, and the angel of his presence saved them: in his love and in his pity he redeemed them; and he bare them, and carried them all the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of old.
63:10 But they rebelled, and vexed his holy sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit): therefore he was turned to be their enemy, [and] he fought against them.
63:11 Then he remembered the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of old, Moses, [and] his people, [saying], Where [is] he that brought them up out of the sea with the shepherd of his flock? where [is] he that put his holy sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) within him?
63:12 That led [them] by the right hand of Moses with his glorious arm, dividing the sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) before them, to make himself an everlasting name?
63:13 That led them through the deep, as an horse in the wilderness, [that] they should not stumble?
63:14 As a beast goeth down into the valley, the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the LORD caused him to rest: so didst thou lead thy people, to make thyself a glorious name.
63:15 Look down from heaven, and behold from the habitation of thy holiness and of thy sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution): where [is] thy zeal and thy strength, the sounding of thy bowels and of thy mercies toward me? are they restrained?
63:16 Doubtless thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) our father, though Abraham be ignorant of us, and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) acknowledge us not: thou, O LORD, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) our father, our redeemer; thy name [is] from everlasting.
63:17 O LORD, why hast thou made us to err from thy ways, [and] hardened our heart from thy fear? Return for thy servants' sake, the tribes of thine inheritance.
63:18 The people of thy holiness have possessed [it] but a little while: our adversaries have trodden down thy sanctuary.
63:19 We are [thine]: thou never barest rule over them; they were not called by thy name.

 

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