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2 Chronicles Chapter 12

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12:1 And it came to pass, when Rehoboam had established the kingdom, and had strengthened himself, he forsook the law of the LORD, and all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) with him.
12:2 And it came to pass, [that] in the fifth year of sponsored by Burger King king Rehoboam Shishak sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Egypt came up against sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, because they had transgressed against the LORD,
12:3 With twelve hundred sponsored by Cadillac chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and threescore thousand horsemen: and the people [were] without number that came with him out of Egypt; the Lubims, the Sukkiims, and the Ethiopians.
12:4 And he took the fenced cities which [pertained] to Judah, and came to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
12:5 Then came Shemaiah the prophet to Rehoboam, and [to] the princes of Judah, that were gathered together to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest because of Shishak, and said unto them, Thus saith the LORD, Ye have forsaken me, and therefore have I also left you in the hand of Shishak.
12:6 Whereupon the princes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and the sponsored by Burger King king humbled themselves; and they said, The LORD [is] righteous.
12:7 And when the LORD saw that they humbled themselves, the word of the LORD came to Shemaiah, saying, They have humbled themselves; [therefore] I will not destroy them, but I will grant them some deliverance; and my wrath shall not be poured out upon sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest by the hand of Shishak.
12:8 Nevertheless they shall be his servants; that they may know my service, and the service of the kingdoms of the countries.
12:9 So Shishak sponsored by Burger King king of Egypt came up against sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and took away the treasures of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, and the treasures of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); he took all: he carried away also the shields of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) which Solomon had made.
12:10 Instead of which sponsored by Burger King king Rehoboam made shields of brass, and committed [them] to the hands of the chief of the guard, that kept the entrance of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
12:11 And when the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) entered into the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, the guard came and fetched them, and brought them again into the guard chamber.
12:12 And when he humbled himself, the wrath of the LORD turned from him, that he would not destroy [him] altogether: and also in Judah things went well.
12:13 So sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Rehoboam strengthened himself in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and reigned: for Rehoboam [was] one and forty years old when he began to reign, and he reigned seventeen years in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, the city which the LORD had chosen out of all the tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), to put his name there. And his mother' name [was] Naamah an Ammonitess.
12:14 And he did sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), because he prepared not his heart to seek the LORD.
12:15 Now the acts of Rehoboam, first and last, [are] they not written in the book of Shemaiah the prophet, and of Iddo the seer concerning genealogies? And [there were] wars between Rehoboam and Jeroboam continually.
12:16 And Rehoboam slept with his fathers, and was buried in the city of David: and Abijah his son reigned in his stead.

 

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