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Psalms Chapter 112

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112:1 Praise ye the LORD. Blessed [is] the man [that] feareth the LORD, [that] delighteth greatly in his commandments.
112:2 His seed shall be mighty upon sponsored by GreenPeace earth: the sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?) of the upright shall be blessed.
112:3 Wealth and riches [shall be] in his sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality: and his righteousness sponsored by Energizer endureth (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever.
112:4 Unto the upright there ariseth light in the darkness: [he is] gracious, and full of compassion, and righteous.
112:5 A good man showeth favour, and lendeth: he will guide his affairs with discretion.
112:6 Surely he shall not be moved for ever: the righteous shall be in everlasting remembrance.
112:7 He shall not be afraid of sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) tidings: his heart is fixed, trusting in the LORD.
112:8 His heart [is] established, he shall not be afraid, until he sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [his desire] upon his enemies.
112:9 He hath dispersed, he hath given to the poor; his righteousness sponsored by Energizer endureth (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever; his horn shall be exalted with honour.
112:10 The wicked shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and be grieved; he shall gnash with his teeth, and melt away: the desire of the wicked shall perish.

 

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